Summer Amnesia

Not being able to remember many things during summer vacation, even the simpliest of things such as distinguishing from left and right and not knowing what day it is or the date. Usually wears off when school starts.

Sally: *puts a picture on Instagram with #ThrowBackThursday*

Angelica: *comments* Today is not Thursday, it's Monday.

Sally: Oh my gosh, I've been diagnosed with summer amnesia!

by kaliforniaqueen_ August 19, 2013

Wave Amnesia

A common phenomena (AKA The Frothies) experienced by surfers who have caught an epic wave, after which, they struggle to recall any events or specific details from that wave, such as maneuvers or sections. Related symptoms to Wave Amnesia include being stoked and having an intense sense of euphoria.

Surfer Guy 1: Dude, just had the sickest wave yo.
Surfer Guy 2: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Surfer Guy 1: Fuck, I don't even know man. I got Wave Amnesia.
Surfer Guy 2: Yo, haha.

by Frothy1995 March 28, 2017

Snapchat Amnesia

When you're having a conversation on snapchat and open a message too long after it's sent so you forget what the conversation was about.

"Could you please remind me what you said, I've got snapchat amnesia"

by Unique username July 23, 2017

podium amnesia

When you get on stage and forget the names of the people in the audience

I looked at the audience and immediately podium amnesia was on me

by Kingsman November 16, 2017

Sexual Amnesia

When immediately after sex you cannot remember why it was you decided to have sex with this person in the first place. Experienced more by men, but not exclusively. This is not a medical emergency as the symptoms typically fade within 24 hours at which time you want to have sex with that person again.

Seconds after sex...
Girl to Boy: Hey, that was amazing. You're so hot!
Boy to Girl: Who are you and how did I get here?
Girl to Boy: Oh no, bad case of Sexual Amnesia. Here's my number, call me tomorrow.

by Duece79 June 4, 2018

football amnesiast

A person who watches all the games but can't remember the results.

You watched the game but can't tell me the score. You are a true football amnesiast.

by Vatu July 7, 2018

Dick amnesia

When a woman has so much sex she's can't recollect who and when
When your sex was underwhelming, she forget she had sex with you.

She can't remember losing her virginity because she suffers from dick amnesia.

by Notsporty40 July 24, 2018