by SnowIvyXD October 04, 2023
1. A diagnosis given to children when parents want to sedate their children with amphetamines.
2. When children aren't normal, yet also don't fulfill the criteria for learning disabilities, mental illnesses or autism.
3. Someone with no attention span.
2. When children aren't normal, yet also don't fulfill the criteria for learning disabilities, mental illnesses or autism.
3. Someone with no attention span.
by Anonymouslywonderful February 11, 2022
by Permanently Distracted July 25, 2023
ADHD is short for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. It's also known as Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude/Dudette. Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude. Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dudette.
Aggressive
Dangerous
Hyperactive
Dude/Dudette.
It basically explains why ethylphenidate feels so sleepy and relaxed. And why Monster energy drinks contain the beast instead of unleash the beast. And why Adipex-75 pills are so relaxing unless I add coffee and Monster energy drinks for hyperness. Stimulants are just so fucking relaxing and help to turn from easily angered Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude that's forgetful to good memory relaxed dude. And gym membership is also important. Ever since I stopped having a steady supply of stimulants or caffeine or a paid gym membership either, I been getting volatile like Nitroglycerin. I need Ritalin! Without it, I can't function! I just need something to relax. Weed doesn't help and other stuff doesn't help either. Kratom kind of helps because it's similar to coffee. Modafinil help too. Hopefully I can get some steady supply of pharmaceutical stimulants or wakefulness enhancers or research chemical stimulants or coffee and Monster and paid gym membership or something. I need low dose stimulants to relax.
Aggressive
Dangerous
Hyperactive
Dude/Dudette.
It basically explains why ethylphenidate feels so sleepy and relaxed. And why Monster energy drinks contain the beast instead of unleash the beast. And why Adipex-75 pills are so relaxing unless I add coffee and Monster energy drinks for hyperness. Stimulants are just so fucking relaxing and help to turn from easily angered Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude that's forgetful to good memory relaxed dude. And gym membership is also important. Ever since I stopped having a steady supply of stimulants or caffeine or a paid gym membership either, I been getting volatile like Nitroglycerin. I need Ritalin! Without it, I can't function! I just need something to relax. Weed doesn't help and other stuff doesn't help either. Kratom kind of helps because it's similar to coffee. Modafinil help too. Hopefully I can get some steady supply of pharmaceutical stimulants or wakefulness enhancers or research chemical stimulants or coffee and Monster and paid gym membership or something. I need low dose stimulants to relax.
Tony: I took 40mg to Ethylphenidate and it helped with my ADHD and was so relaxing. I also have the gym membership paid so I can go to gym if I don't have my stimulants.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 06, 2024
ADHD; I'm making a definition for the joke, not the actual definition. I have ADHD to and that last sentence is a moderate example of it.
ADHD-Tictok stands for.....
Attention
Deficit
Hey
Are you still paying attention? (Insert the bell of shame) what are the odds YOU are a kind fellow with ADHD? Well guess what! Dear balls, I might have to give you a kick to the- |CENSORED|
ADHD-Tictok stands for.....
Attention
Deficit
Hey
Are you still paying attention? (Insert the bell of shame) what are the odds YOU are a kind fellow with ADHD? Well guess what! Dear balls, I might have to give you a kick to the- |CENSORED|
by Special ForcesOp16 October 20, 2023
An evolved multitasking charistic due to driving vehicles it which the subconsciously is enlisted to pay attention to the more boring task at hand. The disorder arises in children when adults believe they should do as they're told or its a mental disorder.
by WGstyles July 28, 2023