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the flapper

you stick your face between her tits. she swings from side to side smacking you in the face with each tit in rapid succession.
flap on, flap off, flap on flap off. the flapper!
by burbman69 October 15, 2023
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Hand flappers

Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.

The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
Hand flappers went extinct because they were useless.
by Lemur8889 January 22, 2022
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booger flapper

A booger that is stuck in your nose, flapping up and down.
Yuck! Go blow that booger flapper out of your nose!
by Kimfai October 10, 2022
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Floppy flapper

The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.
Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night

Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.

Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
by Odinson01 May 24, 2022
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Flapper

A large, flattish booger that really waves hard or 'flaps' while dislodging, especially on it's way out.
He was stuck, gazing at the inside wall of the bus stop, intently focused on a very big booger. "That's a MAJOR flapper," he exclaimed.
by fancy tailed Tree-Rat November 24, 2021
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Flapper Dapper

A rim job, but the receiver has hemorrhoids. The giver may or may not be aware.
My date gave me an unexpected flapper dapper last night and my flair ups are horrible today because we had Thai for dinner.
by Bogus6 May 26, 2023
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Snapper Flapper

Adj. Used to describe extremely pronounced or large labia majora, or a woman possessing them.
"Whoa, would you look at the snapper flappers on her!"
by anonymous June 5, 2023
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