Flapper

1. A person who's goal is to beat their last score on flappy bird; addicted to flappy bird.
2.Posts up their new high score on social media every time they get it. usually annoying.

Boy 1: That dude is always posting up his high score on Flappy bird.
Boy 2: I know, hes such a flapper.

by yoloislife February 9, 2014

willy flapper

A special type of kite shaped like a fat penis, only to be used by the male species and Connor.

OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy!
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.

by Shaniqua.lickes.bum December 10, 2015

Salad Flapper

A person who flaps their salad (ie. spews bullshit)

- "All I'm saying is that Guy is a fucking coward"

-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"

-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"

by Danny Do Shit May 15, 2015

Flapper

A large, flattish booger that really waves hard or 'flaps' while dislodging, especially on it's way out.

He was stuck, gazing at the inside wall of the bus stop, intently focused on a very big booger. "That's a MAJOR flapper," he exclaimed.

by fancy tailed Tree-Rat November 24, 2021

crapper flapper

When you fart and it feels like your butthole slaps together and sounds like a seel clapping its hands

Oh shit, did you hear Dave's crapper flapper last night!

by PowerLiftyThing April 10, 2020

Patty Flappers

Another name for vagina.

Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!

Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.

Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best

by #pussy #poon #beaver #vagina January 24, 2017

Faggy Finger Flapper

One who chooses to use a regular controller on a guitar hero game

Hey Andrew , you only beat me in guitar hero 3, because you use a controller

It doesn't matter i still beat you

no your just a Faggy Finger Flapper

by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016