the flobo flapper flopper

A vicious berating or beating deserving of someone hilariously inept at flobo.

There won't be a next time, unable! Like, hit the road before we put you through the flobo flapper flopper!

by Sam Reviews August 5, 2017

Flapper Dapper

A rim job, but the receiver has hemorrhoids. The giver may or may not be aware.

My date gave me an unexpected flapper dapper last night and my flair ups are horrible today because we had Thai for dinner.

by Bogus6 May 26, 2023

crapper flapper

When you fart and it feels like your butthole slaps together and sounds like a seel clapping its hands

Oh shit, did you hear Dave's crapper flapper last night!

by PowerLiftyThing April 10, 2020

Flapper

A large, flattish booger that really waves hard or 'flaps' while dislodging, especially on it's way out.

He was stuck, gazing at the inside wall of the bus stop, intently focused on a very big booger. "That's a MAJOR flapper," he exclaimed.

by fancy tailed Tree-Rat November 24, 2021

flesh flapper

one of those hand dryers in public restrooms that blows the hot air so hard that the fat and skin on your hands flaps around.

Person A comes back from the restroom
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.

by Klemintina March 15, 2011

Jurassic Flappers

A cat's wings, simply put.

"What's one thing you're insecure about?" "My massive Jurassic Flappers, why?"

"Teresa please get some help we're all worried."

by Teresasconcernedfriend August 9, 2021

Donk with the Flapper

To jiggle the handle of the commode to stop the water from running

“The crapper won’t stop running!!!”

“Did you donk with the flapper????”

by Johnny Dicklegs August 31, 2018