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Crotch Wad

Remnant semen that leaks from the pussy during the day after having vigorous morning sex.
I was sitting in the break room at lunch and felt a huge crotch wad oozing down my thigh.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
mugGet the Crotch Wadmug.

Air wad

When's you masterbate so much that when you ejaculate nothing comes out.
I had the house to myself last weekend and by Sunday evening I was blowin air wads!
by Pseudonympho6969 December 9, 2020
mugGet the Air wadmug.

taint wad

The rolled up kleenex that a man will stuff between your butt checks to soak up the sweat during the heat of the summer.
It was a hot humid steaming day and John was concerned that his taint wad was slipping from his crack!!
by SugarCube May 23, 2013
mugGet the taint wadmug.

Wad Podge

When multiple males bust their hot wads of jizz all over the body of a female leaving no inch of her skin uncovered by the hodge podge of man goo.
Rachel did a gang bang last night and we left her with one messy wad podge. She was cover from head to toe.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
mugGet the Wad Podgemug.

wadding the can

Having sex while a tampon is present in the vagina.
My girlfriend is pissed at me for wadding the can last night.
by Polar Bear and Jelly October 8, 2007
mugGet the wadding the canmug.

Comp-wad

Basically a computer nerd who tries to get chicks with their computer-techy language.
Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how an intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea
by loblaws September 22, 2007
mugGet the Comp-wadmug.

Gangsta Wad

a large wad of cash that denotes a successful member of a criminal enterprise.
Large amounts of cash carried by movie gansters such as Tony Montona would be called a gangsta wad.
by Whigga69 April 8, 2009
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