Suzy Orman's Disease

The obsession with buying jackets. It's pretty serious and un-turnt.

-Dude, I just bought this jacket! It was on sale!
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.

by IFillAVoid December 31, 2011

SUZY FEEZ

unloyal, edmund pevensie, draco malfoy pc, doesn't give me her loona, keeps getting winwin

omg, did you see that! a suzy feez!

by leila ! loona November 9, 2021

suzie sheep

on the 2nd of july every year it’s suzie sheep day <3

it’s the 2nd of july! it must be suzie sheep day!

by tqbqthq July 31, 2021

Suzie

The embodiment of earth wind and fire Although she uses these elements to battle water she also draws energy from it This energy is best channeled closest to the equator. She will brighten your day with her innocent smile. She is pure in heart and not afraid to get her hands dirty Suzie the bravest of all who sees things for what they are not the clouded misconceptions that others see she is best paired up with a Scorpio as Scorpios are a fire sign and bring great passion to a relationship scorpio is also a sex sign so when paired up love making could possibly end up an out of body experience of pleasure. Suzie is an ancient name and the name of a worrier who fights for the oppressed Suzie is just as beautiful as she is smart and just as innocent as she is naughty. If you ever have a chance to be invited into Suzie’s life you must be a strong alpha type male Although she will take care of a beta it usually doesn’t last long. She doesn’t just let anyone in so if she trusts you consider it an honor and bowel at the moon like a wolf

My girlfriend is boring and sucks in bed I wish I had a suzie

by Typingturor6969 March 2, 2023

Boozy Suzy

A party animal (usually female) who goes out clubbing, even though she cannot handle her drink.

Girl 1: I love you soooo much hunny bunny, let's get another........... falls asleep*

Girl 2: Let's get you home boozy suzy

by UltimateDoge July 21, 2022

Suzi

Street slang for adderall. 30mg and higher are often referred to as “Big Suzi’s”

Suzi is derived from a woman named suzi who worked in an office and gave everyone adderall. Some say this is just a myth but others swear she was/is a real person.

I can’t get motivated until I take my suzi.

Who goes to Vegas without bringing suzi along?!

by Big Suzi September 13, 2021

Suzy

My friend Elijah’s “girlfriend” according to him she is a Korean chick and they met during Squid Games but died during Red light Green light but magically got reincarnated.

Suzy is imaginary Elijah get over her!

by #Suzie(not really) December 6, 2021