horizontal rooster

Having sex early in the morning.

Girl, if you date him beware, he's a horizontal rooster.

by Mich1 January 4, 2014

chocolate rooster

while giving a girl anal she takes a shit on you dick

Dude, I was giving that girl from the bar anal last night and then she gave me a chocolate rooster, it was awesome!

by Ted11111115 May 16, 2010

rooster roostin

a rooster smokin League of Legends/WOW/Starcraft constantly. may include yelling of sorts, grunting and possible seizures.

Man, you hear that rooster roostin last night?
Yeah goon, he was roostin hard...I think he almost laid an egg.

by Goonzsta March 23, 2011

gooche rooster

An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.

"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"

"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"

by Sabreraider October 28, 2013

Shoot the rooster

During a mfm threeway with the girl on top of one guy she tilts her back shouting out in delight (crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to cough and choke.

Dude, the other night Steve and I were with Mandy and she was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get her to quiet down

by Lahist March 7, 2023

Rooster Juice

Sriracha sauce, also known as cock sauce for the label is in Korean and the only distinguishable figure is the rooster on its front. Rooster Juice is believed by many to grant grant special powers to the imbiber for a short period, your colon may feel like it has a mario star power after ingesting.

Let the rooster juice flow through you.

by SamorMax March 10, 2015

Rooster Cooster

A transgender chicken. Usually happens when a farmer has too many female/male chickens so he decides to do surgery the chicken.

"That old Rooster Cooster think he gon' have eggs" the farmer said.

by bisexual chicken January 29, 2019