A Joan

A Joan is a person, who only mission in life is to catch whales.

Juan is A Joan because he only wants to catch whales

by Mr.Funnyguy69420 November 24, 2016

Joan

(Verb): To screw up.

Ex. “The surgeon joaned up the transplant, killing the patient.”

by sophiwuzzhere February 1, 2024

Joan

Joan has the biggest slong.

Girl: Have you seen joan the new guy

Girl 2: no but i heard he got the biggest slong
Girl 1: Yeah i wanna ride it
Girl 2: Same

by Mrseggsyboy December 4, 2021

joan

to mess something up badly

I hope I don't joan the test

by AcedUrbanDictionary February 18, 2024

Joan

To screw up massively. Coined by the writers of Clone High (2023), who are currently attempting to push this term into the English lexicon.

"Aw man, you totally joaned things up!"

by Burt Bastard February 17, 2024

Joan Charles

sexo

sexo joan charles

by anonymous December 13, 2021

Joan

(VERB): To screw up.

This definition is exactly the definition used in Clone High, S3E2 at 8 minutes and 11 seconds.

EX. "The surgeon Joaned up the transplant, killing the patient."

by sammzers.com March 16, 2024