zonk out

v. A subtle way of asking someone to fuck.

Hey Brandon, do you wanna zonk out?

Wow, I'm tired, Let's zonk out together, in my bed.

by dodobird736 June 11, 2009

zonk

to use the nose guard in Super Tecmo Bowl to immediately sack the quarterback upon snapping the ball. Only allowed to be accomplished once every four downs.

Great move, zonking the quarterback on that play. I just lost 3 yards.

by William Parker July 2, 2006

zonk out

To receive a score of 0 when playing zonk.

Simeon zonked out on his first turn today.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

zonked

After I got home from the strip club, I was completely zonked.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

zonks

Cute kids..cool kids..pretty much just the raddest of the rads

hey fabian you are such a ZONKS!

by Fabian R. September 20, 2008

zonk

artist

train lines

by eze b May 12, 2003

Zonkey

A zombie donky hybrid.

zombie falls in love with a donkey they have a baby. the baby a zonkey.

by Cookie Duuude December 17, 2009