Technically it means someone who sucks farts out of dead seagulls but it is used to refer to a loser who works at the concession stand on the beach during the summer.
She would never go out with him he's a zorch. She is just flirting with him to get free french fries.
by Are June 2, 2005
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I was Zulching all the way through the x factor
That Zulcher just bought a new freezer
i was in the middle of a Zulch when the phone rang
That Zulcher just bought a new freezer
i was in the middle of a Zulch when the phone rang
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Joe has a milde case of ADD, no problem says docter Dan. Just bend over and you be ok in no time (Zucchini is inserted into anus and repeatedly heaved in and out)
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"Can I have some of your sandwich?"
"No, but you're more than welcome to have my zorch!"
"Can I use your pen to pick my teeth?"
"Have you tried using your zorch?"
"No, but you're more than welcome to have my zorch!"
"Can I use your pen to pick my teeth?"
"Have you tried using your zorch?"
by cupcake January 13, 2004
Get the zorch mug.a day in which you find and beat the heck out of a fat guy, usually with a large forehead.
zurich day actually has no specific date, but it is said to occur every tuesday.
zurich day actually has no specific date, but it is said to occur every tuesday.
guy: hey, its Joe Rooke ! lets celebrate Zurich day! we can beat the shit out of him using random objects in this room!
Joe: lololololololol pwnorz. i suck teh hax'd penis.
Joe: lololololololol pwnorz. i suck teh hax'd penis.
by billo sadgiyev March 6, 2008
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