If you can't duck it, then fuck it.

When something just can't ducktape it... then its fucked

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. It's broke.

by Michael-Dale June 28, 2006

you really fucked the pooch on that one

To screw it up

You really fucked the pooch on that one!

by G-L-O-R-I-A March 06, 2018

What are you fucking gay?

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by Asia fucker September 04, 2016

you fucking suck at life

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.

"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"

by mackadilly June 04, 2008

do you fuck with the war

Proper pillow talk for after having intercourse.

So do you fuck with the war? She's like : no I don't fuck with the war!

by Suckmydixk666 August 01, 2017

you got knocked the fuck up

Usally when a person is on the ground and their knocked out, and you go up to them and make fun of them

"Bob" Got knocked out by "Fred" And "George" said to his face, "You got knocked the fuck up"!

by Lil' Lp July 08, 2005

You fucked up mate

What your average chav/brit says after his pal did something retarded, caused himself some trouble, or is about to get his ass kicked because he said some dumb shit.

American translation: "You dun goof'd"

Gavino: "Fuck your mother you petty lil twat!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate. I'm going to kick your cheeky lil cunt so hard i swear on my mum's life."

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Mark: "I just got a 300 pound fine for parking in the wrong spot!!!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate."

by odah July 14, 2014