Yousef

(Noun) impeccable perfect symmetric guy, a king, hot as hell, long dick and perfect teeth
Every girl would suck for him for free
Always a winner and he never lose
Perfect at boyfriending his exs cries at 1 AM everyday texting him they want him back

I always pray for god to get me some yousef

by uruel June 9, 2018

Yose

1. A greeting
2. A word that can be used interchangably with any verb, noun, or adjective.

1. Yose Kids! What's Heppening?
2. I was yosing my girlfriend when my parents walked in on us.

by Nathan Ross February 14, 2003

younesse

A very nice friendly guy when you get to know him, but he can be socially awkward when you first meat him. sometimes pretends he doesn't like you and he can be a dick, however he is a very epic guy in general.

Your a nice guy younesse

by Tsukishima Kai January 20, 2021

Yoseph

The sickest mudaf*ckin snowboarder to ever shred the mountains. Rarely seen in public cuz he goes hard.

Example 1
Guy 1: Holy sh*t was that Yoseph?
Guy 2: He just punked real and chance!
Guy 1: YOSEPHHHH!

by Moostafarolid August 11, 2010

Dirty Yousef

The sexual act of having the female get down on all fours while the other participant grabs her hair, pulling violently back, until her hair can be inserted anally.

That gymnast is so flexible I bet she could handle a Dirty Yousef

by Professional Hooker July 27, 2021

youbetchurass

Colloquialization of "You bet your ass" indicating that said event is so sure to occur that you can safely bet your own ass on the matter without worry. This is meant as a metaphor and implies no prejudice concerning the actual weight of said ass.

"Dude that chicks done nothing but stare at you all night. "You gonna ask her out?"

"Youbetchurass!"

by the79bomb October 7, 2009

Youneedtoshutthefuckup

Telling someone who won't stop saying big word to shut up, but in a way they will understand.

The cure to verbal diarrhea "Youneedtoshutthefuckup"

by Neena Thomson November 30, 2011