When telling somebody off, especially those who offend you in all senses (odour, appearance, tone of voice, impression of Tony Danza, etc.) you can say "Fuck you and your horse!" This basically states that you hate everything about them, because the "horse" is an analogy for what they bring with them. This meaning is strong mostly because you also hate their "horse" just because they own it, and for no other reason. You can also add-on things that they like, do, or carry around with them, this adds a personalization.
You:"Oh shit it's Johnson. I hate that guy."
Friend:"You should tell him off."
You:"Hey, Johnson!"
Johnson:"Yeah?"
You:"Fuck you and your horse."
Friend:"And your fucking coffee!"
<A man budges you in line at the supermarket>
You: Hey <taps guy on shoulder> You budged me.
Guy:Yeah, so what?
You: So fuck you and your horse. Back of the line, asshole.
<A person is next to you on the transit, talking on the phone way too loud>
You:Hey, Chatty Kathy!
CK: one sec-- Yeeah?
You: Fuck you, your horse, and your cell phone.
Friend:"You should tell him off."
You:"Hey, Johnson!"
Johnson:"Yeah?"
You:"Fuck you and your horse."
Friend:"And your fucking coffee!"
<A man budges you in line at the supermarket>
You: Hey <taps guy on shoulder> You budged me.
Guy:Yeah, so what?
You: So fuck you and your horse. Back of the line, asshole.
<A person is next to you on the transit, talking on the phone way too loud>
You:Hey, Chatty Kathy!
CK: one sec-- Yeeah?
You: Fuck you, your horse, and your cell phone.
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It is a common truth that everyone has at least 15 orifices hidden on his or her body. Girls usually have at least 20 hidden ones, however.
It is a common truth that everyone has at least 15 orifices hidden on his or her body. Girls usually have at least 20 hidden ones, however.
Douchebag: Hey yo imma fuck u up if u dont do my algebra homework
Sensible human being: Fuck you in your 15 holes, you fucking jackass!!
Douchebag: .....fine ill leave u alone, jeezus
Sensible human being: Fuck you in your 15 holes, you fucking jackass!!
Douchebag: .....fine ill leave u alone, jeezus
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thinking you ate a argument but didn’t even touch the plate. you thought you did that, you thought that someone was going to hype you up for that.
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thinking you ate a argument but didn’t even touch the plate. you thought you did that, you thought that someone was going to hype you up for that.
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girl1: ew.. your wearing like 10 pounds of makeup. I could never! Am I right girls?
girl2: you thought you ate that? like you actually believed . you ate? Only thing you ate is dirt.
girl3: ^^
everyone else: ^^
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girl3: ^^
everyone else: ^^
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