Woof

"Woof" is another word for someone who shouts or barks at them. Typically used when parents have a woof with their disobedient teenagers. Parents a barking mad.

To have a "woof" with someone. He/she had a woof with me.

by Jay John July 14, 2023

Woof-honk

The sound that a dog which has been done up the arse, then charges at you as you tresspass in the drive-way of it's owners house makes.

We were walking past the house, and saw the dog. We laughed.

"WOO-HONK"

".."

"AHAHAHAHAHA"

"THAT DOG JUST SA-.."

"WOOF-HONK"

by Allzo January 29, 2009

woof

get a hint of a beverage

“wow i got a woof of that vodka”

by jajahshjs April 28, 2021

Woof

Like a dog, but more fierce and higher up in the pet social hierarchy. A word pronounced like wolf, but is used whenever your pets (most likely dogs) talk in their special voice.

*Pet Speaking* "I am not a dog, but a woof! Those dogs bow to me whenever I pass."

by ANIMAL_LOVER \_-o-_/ January 13, 2022

Woof Me

A cute way of asking someone for sex.

Christy: "Who's my good gurl? ;)"

Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"

Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"

by Stingy444 June 20, 2022

Woof

A very sexy human being. He/she have to be lightskin. And has to have Y in their name.

He’s a big woof.

by Hooyo macaan November 29, 2023

Dog woofed

When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.

Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED

by Shaun from down the pub August 10, 2022