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A creature created by God for the pleasure of mankind. Women are often offended by simple remarks, and their unusually unstable emotional state often restrains them from tasks that a male would do. In other words, they are inferior to men.
by asASas July 20, 2006
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A type of alien found on earth. Used for cooking and cleaning.
Johnny: “Damn! Look at all these dirty dishes!”
Mohammed: “Don’t you worry, just get your woman to do it.”
by Muzikiller69 October 23, 2018
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A person who identifies with the female gender. This may include people born biologically female or perhaps not born biologically female but still identify as female.
by sundaymorning49 January 27, 2019
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An irrational human being that will over-analyze, over-react, and over-think what people will say and do.
Woman: based on my experiences and observations
by alihs February 22, 2008
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Wheres my woman? I need the dishes washed!!
by RadgieRoaster10 August 1, 2016
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A woman is a human female with a vagina. This human being is something an incel will never acquire in their life, because they have no life, and therefore will never reproduce, because they are incapable of making life.

A woman is something that triggers an incel. Please never mention women, an incel’s defense is disliking this definition, because they’re triggered.
“I hate women, they all want chand with big dicks and good looks,” says the sexually frustrated incel, but in the inside he is thinking, “To beat a chad you must become a fag.”

“My mom is a woman,” said the incel, “I hate her now, but I cannot say it to her face or she’ll kick me out of her closet.”
by IncelTears April 15, 2018
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someone who always has to get someone else to do the work for them, and can't do anything by themselves.

someone who can't stand up for themselves. and has to get their 'friends' to step in for them.

someone who is eager to complain/get offended on someone elses behalf. this MAY be because the woman has a complaint, but the complaint has no reasonable basis. or because she wants to complain herself, but hasn't got the affront to admit it's her.

if they "like" you, they will do stuff for you. if they don't, they won't.

someone who doesn't realise that "male privilege", is people who do all the work, get the rewards.
Man: "I don't agree with that woman"
Woman: "he's being nasty to me, someone do something about it"

Man: "True statement about woman"
Woman: "I need all my 'friends' to tell me he isn't being honest and is just being a nasty person"

Woman: "I'd like to complain about 'this'"
Person: "Ok, what is wrong?"
Woman: "Someone else MIGHT be offended/have a problem with it"
Woman: " "my friend" has an opinion that there is a problem with it"

Woman: "all that male privilege"
Man: "male privilege...is having to listen to you. female privilege, is talking about male privilege"
by J_S_ July 9, 2019
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