the most dangerous bear of all. (can also be applied to people who are ticking time bombs)
known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
by idtst March 17, 2020
Get the winter bearmug. by phunky123 October 24, 2011
Get the Justin Wintersmug. An outdoor sex act performed by two people where you rub snow on someone's balls as an act of foreplay.
I have to be honest with you, I've never played winter bocce before, but you sounded so confident over text I thought, why not try something new?
by getsparked January 21, 2021
Get the winter boccemug. A man that's on a never ending search for a wife. Loves Jager, Tito's and white claws. For what he lacks in height he makes up for in facial hair. Favorite saying "let's get fucked up!"
Sn: wil719
Sn: wil719
by Drill88 December 13, 2019
Get the wil wintersmug. Fast Eddie from Echo Movement loves to shovel snow in his Winter Dukes.
Ed had frostbite on his legs, because he was wearing Winter Dukes during the snow storm.
Ed had frostbite on his legs, because he was wearing Winter Dukes during the snow storm.
by Paulie T October 19, 2008
Get the Winter Dukesmug. Ellis winter is a lanky nonce who thinks that it is legal to shag underage girls, Ellis uses his size to dominate these young females and gives them no choice than to be fucked by this monster cock.
If these girls didn't smell of fish before this encounter then they definitely do now, Ellis has all of the STDs you could imagine so if you see this man you must run for your virginity (and your future children)
If these girls didn't smell of fish before this encounter then they definitely do now, Ellis has all of the STDs you could imagine so if you see this man you must run for your virginity (and your future children)
by I_speak_nothing_but_the_truth December 5, 2019
Get the ellis wintermug. Fabulous actor. Ryan O'Reilly on the acclaimed HBO show OZ. Was also on season 1 and 2 of Law and Order SVU.
by ShanitaV August 17, 2006
Get the dean wintersmug.