wikerection

When one is aroused due to the content of a wikipedia page whilst surfing the interweb for splendid information.

Isaac: That information on the interweb sure is splendid!
Donahue: Yes, sir. And it gave me one hell of a wikerection.

by Isaac/Ashley February 1, 2008

Wanker's Wrist

Strain of the wrist from jerking it too much, also characterized by excessive muscle growth on one wrist.

"Johnny was hospitalized with wanker's wrist."

by Starnub July 27, 2016

Wankers doom

When Your uncle is feeling down and nothing can bring him back from the bad place

You know whats wrong with him don't you? He's got wankers doom.

by What's it to you friend? October 23, 2017

Double Wanker

A person who is such a total and utter wanker, that just calling them a wanker is insufficient.

That guy is so annoying. What a double wanker he is!

by El Woodio Woodio December 2, 2010

Macbook wanker

A person who uses or talks about their macbook at every given opportunity.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.

"look at Sean on his his macbook-again"
"yeah,hes such a macbook wanker"

by zoola-azul January 11, 2012

Gin Wankerdom

the art of dressing a simple gin and tonic with every possible herb known to man and impressing a gin wanker into saying, "can you taste the botanicals in that?" Or "oooohhhhh, the white petal notes are really enhanced with the grapefruit rind"

Shim's gin wankerdom impressed Drew, he'd never had a botanical delight such as this in his life.

by Paulinevic July 28, 2017

tea wanker

A person who is originated from England.

A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy with the cup of tea is from England, eh?

Yeah, He looks like a tea wanker!

by wanking January 18, 2018