Front Page

A Man/Woman so hot they could be on the cover of a magazine.

" That Bartender over there is so front page."

by subject313 January 4, 2013

page welder

someone who causes the pages of pornographic material to stick together after ejaculating on them

Ross picked up the Playboy, took one look at the centerfold and instantly became a page welder.

by Dahoes April 14, 2009

Off the page

Something or someone that has no equal, is unparalleled and unique. It/they therefore can not be listed on any page.

Louise you're off the page and on a love heart shaped post-it note stuck to the top - You always look at the post-it note first!

by UKDave October 24, 2009

jimmy page

the best guitarist ever!!!
i worship jimmy boy!!
english rockstar
member of the late yardbirds before the band split and Jimmy started the new yardbirds, later named led zeppelin. well the rest is rock history!!

member of led zeppelin (best band ever)
signature les paul- i would die for a les paul!!
worshipped the devil...but thats okay because if that makes him a good guitarist then maybe i should 2! haha

by Sara May 13, 2005

sticky page

a page in a pornographic magazine that has been ejaculated on, thus causing it to stick to the next page

"I'll let you borrow my Penthouse, but if I find any sticky pages, I swear to god I'll kill you!"

by The Masta of Disasta May 25, 2008

jonathan page

a cocky nationalistic abnormally tall british man. likes to make fun of america. giggles like a girl.

"JONATHAN PAGE IS GETTING TO YOU!!!1111!!11"

by kathy le October 23, 2008

Jimmy Page

The Asian sensation that's sweeping the nation.

Jimmy Page is the number one cause of missing pants and lady boners everywhere.

by A pantsless victim February 1, 2010