The Widowmaker

A fabled drinking apparatus, built for aggressive consumption of alcohol. Similar to flip cup, the Widowmaker is used in a team challenge, that consists of racing to complete your beverages. The device itself consists of 10 beer bongs, 5 on each side. With each team on their knees, the match begins at either ended, with the parallel players beginning to empty their funnel. Once empty, the player will tap the teammate to their immediate, which allows them to commence their funnelling. The first team to complete all 5 funnels is declared the winner.

The Widowmaker can also be used to 'Run the Gauntlet', which involves the drinking of all 10 funnels by one individual. The Gauntlet can be used to celebrate a Birthday, recognize the completion of an essay, or act as punishment for douchebaggery.

Origins: the original Widowmaker is rumoured to have been built in the frozen tundra known as 'Canada', at the party haven known as Queen's University.

After using the Widowmaker, a liver transplant was required.

by amanoflegends July 2, 2012

sports widow

Noun: A person married to a still-living spouse, but who has minimal interaction with this spouse during one or more sports' seasons.

"Will you and your husband be attending (insert important celebratory event)"?

"During hockey season? As a sports widow, I'll be attending solo."

by SportsWidow November 12, 2013

Taking a wide V

When a lady participates in the act of man-spreading. man-spreading

I tried to squeeze in on the bleachers, but Angela was taking a wide V.

by DickFingerDave June 18, 2018

widow wizz

When you have to take a piss so bad ,your wiener burns like you have a venereal disease and you feel like you're going to die.

Painful urination caused by Urethritis,an inflammation of the urethra. The main symptom is dysuria, which is painful or difficult urination.

Man, I took one hell of a Widow wizz ! I better go see a urologist tomorrow.

by vernervonburner July 7, 2010

Professional Widow

A hot woman who marries men on their deathbeds in order to get some money and into their will. Usually, this woman is either African-American, Filipina, or Latina that works in the nursing field. Young, beautiful, and super cunning.She marries her dying or old patients and loves having a deathbed wedding. Then makes her husband sign over his whole estate to her. Usually, she does this about 2 to 10 times. Watch out for the professional widow.

Nurse Ines is a professional widow because she married all of her husbands on their deathbeds. Now she is worth 5 million dollars yet she still works as a nurse.

by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015

Black Widow

A woman who marries a man for money, then kills him to inherit all that he has. She becomes a widow when he dies, and the black represents the dirty deed that she did.

Tom: Look at Michelle, dude! She's 25 and look how rich she is!

Daniel: I heard that she's a black widow, Tom, I wouldn't go near her!

Tom: What's a black widow?

Daniel: A woman who kills a man after marrying him for money.

by smcouvillion May 15, 2020

facebook widow

a) the spouse of a facebook addict, not usually referring to a facebooker

b) a person (often a facebook refuser or facebookophobe) who's spouse or significant other has left them for facebook, often as a result of consistent facebook binge-ing

Samantha: Have you talked to Jill lately?
Roberta: No, she's too busy with the kids now that she's a facebook widow.

by karbyn October 1, 2007