Where's the Cameras?

A phrase used when something so absurd and ludicrous happens, that those bearing witness to the stupidity think they're on a hidden-camera television show. So, they're waiting for the camera crews to come out laughing. The phrase can be used as a result of a ridiculous statement, event, or altercation with another person.

Woman: Would you like to sign a petition to end the sexual exploitation of dairy cows, who are being assaulted every time they are milked without their consent?

Man: Wait...What? How is this a thing?

Woman: How is what a thing!?

Man: Come on, where's the cameras? Are you being serious right now?

by Fawning Girl August 15, 2019

Where's the warning?

Question asked by viewer when something offensive, fugly, unpleasant, or in any other way unwanted appears on television without any of the usual program warnings

* Kevin Rudd appears on the news *

Dude: Where's the warning?

by aiselgi November 18, 2009

Where is dad

A common question and the answer to it is getting milk.

Mum Where is dad?
Out getting milk honey *sobs*

by Godlydadfinder December 20, 2020

Where's the bathroom?

A question most commonly asked to information booths, security guards, waitresses, and lemonade booth employees.

A: (holding it in) hey. Where's the bathroom?!
B:{OMFG! NOT AGAIN!} right behind you sir. Have a nice day. {dumbass}

by minmin293 September 16, 2013

Where is Terry

man who takes pictures of poop in Russian toilets

Dude? Where is Terry?

by mwolfgang75 May 24, 2011

Bish Where

When someone's being a dumbass and they don't make any sense. It's basically WTF, WYM or 'that's bullshit'.

When a fuck boy says "I love you." "Bish where?"
When people say your jays are fugly "Bish where?"
Simon Cowl loses 20lbs after going vegan "Bish where"

by MC Hammer wanna slam her May 29, 2019

Where you be

It’s like where you been but it’s where you be for d-u-m-b people (:

Where you be fool?
Dude I haven’t seen you in a while, where you be?

by WhiplashTv October 05, 2018