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He went full Asian 

When a man starts becoming seriously involved with a 100% Asian or Pacific Island lady breaks up with a blonde Barbie doll & a half Asian dumb BFC {see bitch face c.u.n.t.}. Said man finds serenity with less stress from the drama and selfish self centeredness of the blonde Barbie doll and the Skanky half Asian BFC.
Ron: He is dating a Filipina and seems really happy.

Julie: you mean he went full Asian?

Ron: yes, that would be correct.

Chuck: Yeah. He lost your sorry BFC attitude and petty money grubbing, two timing, 25 faced, nappy headed, jankity ass. Sure as hell. He went full Asian. Now get your sorry ass outta here and go suck a Dick!
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i coughed and it went everywhere 

u sneeze on ur period and it goes everywhere
“i coughed and it went everywhere”!!!

mind went blank 

primary mental focus on temporary 'holiday'. one has to switch to secondary focus mode until primary focus mode returns. (similar to 'mental neutral')
i was going to do something, but my stupid mind went blank
mind went blank by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence 

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.
I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

He went to Jared 

An annoying phrase that will NOT catch on, so shut up.
On a poorly written commercial with bad actors...

Girlfran #1: OMG Gurrrl He went to Jared!
Girlfran #2: What?
Girlfran #1: Gurrrl! He went to Jared! He bought me diamonds!
Girlfran #2: Is that some attempted universal symbol for proposing? If it is then it's retarded and isn't going to catch on. In fact I doubt that people who actually got stuff from there say that. So shut up.
Girlfran #1: ...
He went to Jared by jkbena612 December 21, 2009

My TV went off 

This is a translation of popular Chilean Saying "se me apago la Tele" Which means that after drinking too much alcohol you can't remember anything at all.
Dude! I was so drunk last night after that last shot of patron last night I can't remember shit "my TV went off"

Ron: Hey! how did I get home last night?
Paulo: I brought your drunk ass to you place "your TV went off"
My TV went off by Patiperro February 25, 2011