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welched

evaded reparation or satifaction of a debt, sometimes by citing a technicality
that fucker welched on the Giants - Eagles (he bet they wouldn't cover the spread and they fucking did!)
by danielwebster June 6, 2007
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Warm welcome

A sexual act where during a 69 session, the male farts and then uses his leg to put his partner into a headlock forcing her/him to bask in the sulphuric glory that is his flatulence. This preferably happens under a blanket
I gave my wife a warm welcome last night, and now she wants a divorce.
by You bee itches May 8, 2019
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Once You Go Black Your Not Welcome Back

When a White Woman doesn’t see the value in a White Man that she could marry. while he protects her and give her love. But instead of going for him She goes for a Nigger. The reason why this is is because she became a Whore who went around Fornicating with other men than she switch to Black men Because of The BBC. The reason why she became a whore is not because of Money but Jezebel deceiving her making her think that Lowering her dignity as a woman and sexualizing herself is “empowering”. Jezebel also manipulated her and convinced her to be “Sexually Exploring” which actually means degrading yourself and getting into worse sexual sins like homosexuality, This happen to the Poor white woman when she was a Teen. MEANWHILE her parents do nothing to get involved with her to warn about the dangers of these things. So she whores around for the rest her life and she meets Tyrone where she made the following statement: once you go black you’ll never go back. After This hookup she meets a lovely white man who will do anything to take care of her and love her. The best part is he’s interested in her. She rejects him And crushes his very heart and calls him mean names in front of her mud-shark friends. After this God became Angry and he curse her with AIDS and a bastard of a child who doesn’t even look like her. And we all know He ain’t paying for child support. She goes back to the white man and she asks for a 2nd chance but the white guy says: Once You Go Black Your Not Welcome Back.
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by Jesus is king07777777 July 25, 2022
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Welched

To shove Welch’s fruit snacks up someone’s ass.
Bro last night I welched this bitch than ate the booty like groceries.
by Fruit Snacks August 14, 2018
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Welcome device

A poor generic cheap device (often straight from china). They often boot with a screen saying 'welcome' and come with poor specs. Can be found on wish or aliexpress
Person 1: I got a new smartphone for only $50
Person 2: Yuck, is that a welcome device
by dankm3m3rzz August 17, 2021
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welcome to big school

A useful phrase to explain to someone that sometimes life is not fair
"I'm afraid that's how it works here Dave, if you want want to ride shotgun then you'll have to be space docked by Big Vern. Welcome to big school.
by poppa_f August 23, 2006
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Welcome Fish

A fish that welcomes you to Aquariums.
The Welcome Fish in Cartoon's Aquarium was as beautiful as a Beth.
by GratzNaturia October 7, 2016
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