Shark Week

The week during which a woman has her period. There will be blood, an uncomfortable sense of tension and a bad tempered, unpredictable beast.

Take heed during shark week. If you show signs of weakness or aggression, you will be attacked. If you get attacked, it will be all your fault, infinitely more traumatic for her and you'll never be allowed to forget it.

Man 1-"Why is your wife glaring at you from the window?"
Man 2-"Shark week. She's looking for an excuse to strike"

Man 1-"Pub?"
Man 2-"Hell yes."

by MagickDio January 9, 2011

Shart Week

A week dedicated to those individuals that fart “and a little shit comes out.” The reason this week is chosen is because it is synonymous with the popular “Shark Week.” Since these animals are deadly and terrifying, the average viewer will have a buildup of fright and feces, causing them to shart instead of fart. Although a shart will always put an individual in a conundrum, on this week that person can let it all go as it is documented in all of it’s shit filled glory.

I went over to Walter’s house to watch the annual Shark Week, and as the sharks came too close for comfort, it unfortunately became Shart Week.

by Team Beavis August 2, 2010

tech week

The week or two proceeding an opening performance of a play in which actors, crew members, and techies are forced to stay and perfect the play to all hours of the night. It makes all members feel as if they live in the theater. Often known as hell week, it brings about feelings of stress, nervousness, anxiety, anger, exhaustion, and, on a rare occasion, happiness.

Johnny: Would you like to go on a date tonight?
Andrea: I can't, I have tech week.

by dramageeeek April 3, 2009

teach for next week

A somewhat pejorative term for Teach for America. Everyone knows that they will teach for a maximum of two years, continue on to Harvard Law, and pretend that they changed the world.

Yea, I hate those Teach for Next Week kids, what a bunch of elitist snobs.

by schoolio September 30, 2006

Anal Week

Anal week is the week in which your kinky/uninhibited girlfriend has her period. If she is less kinky, this may also be known as blowjob week. With proper training, you can make your girlfriends worst week of the month fun for you!

Boy: Hey girl, feel like making some sweet, sweet love?

Girl: I'm sorry, I have some bad news for you - I just got my per-

Boy: ALRIGHT! ANAL WEEK w00t w00t!

by Lucky_Boy August 29, 2010

screw week

That unique time of year when the college student puts the moves on their close friend of the opposite sex before summer break in order for a week long sex binge to occur. The week may be spent with the same partner or multiple partners but the goal is to get as much sex in as possible before the four month long summer kicks in where opportunity for sex isn't as easy as a walk across the dorm hallway.

Guy:"So were almost done school and I probably won't see you before we come back...I was wondering if..."

Girl:"Yeah sure, make it quick though I gotta get as much sex in as possible."

Guy:"Best screw week ever."

by 1103, always key March 30, 2010

National give boy your scrunchie week

May 13-17 you have to give a boy your scrunchie for the whole week no matter what

Boy: Hey let me get that scrunchie

Girl: hell naw
Boy: but it’s national give boy your scrunchie week
Girl: fineeeeee

by For the girls who have a crush May 11, 2019