The ritualistic shaving and removal of a young groom's hair prior to his wedding. The process not only saps whatever will he has left to resist but renders him symbolically ready to conform to the brides new world order. A cross between a hairbortion and Marine boot camp. The new "style" must be totally lacking in any resemblence to thr groom's former self yet instantly recognizable as pre-nuptually as to cast a further shadow of unattractiveness on said groom during the honeymoon. Generally consists of one stlye and one style only, known to stylist as " do what the bride wants".
by monkeyman1968 June 10, 2014
Get the wedding haircutmug. It is understood that a man will be the designated driver home from someone’s wedding or party so the woman is allowed to become inebriated and perform oral sex (road head) on the ride home.
Gino (at his wedding): “Hey Steve, how come you ain’t drunk?”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”
by ImJustSomeDude August 23, 2022
Get the The wedding specialmug. Why should some hot model have to work? She just has to meet some rich fool and do the ol 'spread & wed.'
by Skizzy Wydd November 5, 2020
Get the spread & wedmug. Compound Noun
1. A wedding held ahead of the pre-planned wedding date to allow said couples to co-habitat together in the same bubble during a pandemic. Usually small in number in attendance due to crowd restrictions and held at home.
Origin:
First occurance on the 17th of March 2020 while Andrew and Victoria Rush were wed in their backyard before going into lockdown due to Covid-19. Andrew’s brother Daniel coined the term “Rush Wedding” from the mere irony of their last name and the spontaneity to have the wedding a month sooner.
1. A wedding held ahead of the pre-planned wedding date to allow said couples to co-habitat together in the same bubble during a pandemic. Usually small in number in attendance due to crowd restrictions and held at home.
Origin:
First occurance on the 17th of March 2020 while Andrew and Victoria Rush were wed in their backyard before going into lockdown due to Covid-19. Andrew’s brother Daniel coined the term “Rush Wedding” from the mere irony of their last name and the spontaneity to have the wedding a month sooner.
by Mt Rushmore April 29, 2020
Get the Rush Weddingmug. "I didn't think pigs could fly, but it turned out to be a bit of a Nathan's Wedding"
Can also be used as an exclamation: "Nathan's Wedding! Did you see that pig fly??"
Can also be used as an exclamation: "Nathan's Wedding! Did you see that pig fly??"
by ThomasTheGnome July 3, 2023
Get the Nathan's Weddingmug. "I'm really thirsty, man. How long have we been trekking through this dessert for anyway!? We should go get a drink from that oasis over there..."
"Nah man, that's a Donald's Wedding right there. It doesn't exist, it's our imagination."
"Well let's go check it out just in case"
"OK"
"Nah man, that's a Donald's Wedding right there. It doesn't exist, it's our imagination."
"Well let's go check it out just in case"
"OK"
by ThomasTheGnome July 4, 2023
Get the Donald's Weddingmug. by JaaagMan December 31, 2011
Get the Wedding gownmug.