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weapons of mass distraction

Something that distracts large numbers of people from thinking about important issues.
For a few hours at least today, the heat will be off George W Bush as America switches focus from Baghdad to the Super Bowl. Maybe the Super Bowl will be the weapon of mass distraction that Bush has been praying for.
by afroken January 15, 2004
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weapon whore

Someone who hogs, or "whores" all of the valuable weapons in the video game Halo. The term "weapon whore" can be made more specific by replacing the term "weapon" with the valuable object.
by Toskinator March 23, 2005
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Weaponized Assault penguins

A war penguin that will shit all over you if agitated
"James fought three weaponized Assault penguins and they found his body covered in poop.
by MR. THICC October 21, 2020
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Weapons of mass deduction

Taxes or else other methods of removing the working people's hard earned cash. Typically utilized by the man, these weapons are a crime against humanity and a sin against nature.
Tom: Who in the name of Ayn Rand do the IRS think they are, taking my pay from me? I don't owe them two farts!

Dave: Too bad they have those bloody weapons of mass deduction.
by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 1, 2011
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assault weapon

*A firearm that is full-auto and capable of firing multiple rounds by holding the trigger.

*Apparently, a firearm that looks "menacing", or equipped with cool add-ons. Generally considered by the NRA as "an emotional response from gun-violence". On a related note, ALL shotguns are considered "assault weapons".
"My Mossberg has compensators on the muzzle. I guess that makes it an assault weapon. Oh wait. It already is."
-me
by Dave February 26, 2005
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weapons grade

as is "weapons grade plutonium" signifying the material that has been refined to higher quality suitable for an intended purpose, much like oil is refined into gasoline.
by Dan February 2, 2004
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weapons of mass destruction

A replacement word you use when you cant pronounce the word "nuclear" correctly.
George W. Bush: "Our goal in Iraq, is to find, and kill, these nuculer- nucu- new-cue- nuc-lee-er, um, mu-cu-.... weapons of mass destruction.
by Gir's Moose December 27, 2008
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