warden number helga

A total and utter man beast of a woman often assotiated with the army or military. she is so ugly that she is not given a proper name and is referd to as number helga.

Warden number helga get here now and swab the poop deck.

by hannah March 30, 2005

wareesha

Someone who will always take the right side. She'll never tell a lie. Some one who will never let her best friend down.

Never let a Wareesha go.

by Holazimala October 4, 2018

waregem

Waregem is a city where gays aren't allowed, or where young pupils laugh with them. Waregem is a synonym for anti-gay.

Hey, check VDB, he's probably going to his mother to give her flowers. Gaaaay.

by Geert Van Den Bossche May 7, 2005

Game Warden

A law enforcement officer who arrests Asians.

Oh no it's da game warden

by steelheader March 28, 2008

warden

a girl who keeps her boyfriend on lockdown...making him her bitch

The Q-Doctor had to ask for the warden's permission before he agreed to hang out.

by birdman May 23, 2004

warden

a girlfriend or boyfriend who regularly hacks into your email and reads it without your knowledge.

Damn, that boy is a total Warden. He's been reading my gmail for months. DTMFA.

by lilajane May 16, 2008

Parkinson's law for warez and porn

Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion." Extensive research by volunteers has shown that for warez and porn, a similar principle applies. The applied Parkinson's law states that "warez and porn expand so as to fill the storage space available." The law's application in this context suggests also that warez and porn are gaseous in nature.

In practice this means that over time, the storage space occupied by warez and porn files increases to fill any void present on the writable storage medium they are contained on. During research it was shown that no matter how large the researcher's hard drives grew, warez and porn always expanded to fill any space available.

Some of the longer-term researchers also reported that the growth rate of warez and porn seemed to closely follow Moore's law. Further research is required to determine if this is the cause or an effect of Parkinson's law's applicability to warez and porn. It is even possible that the inverse is true - that warez and porn are in fact the cause for Moore's law in the first place.

Damn that Parkinson - my porn drive is full again.

I know - warez and porn expand so as to fill the storage space available.

Yeah, that's why they call it the lame reference to Parkinson's law for warez and porn.

by Mr.Black July 18, 2008