slippery walrus

When an elderly man spreads his cheeks for a young woman to insert her foot (at speed) into his well lubricated rectum.

Hey Dave, i heard pete was playing slippery walrus with your bird last night!

by osman hussain March 7, 2016

ambien walrus

When you trip hard from taking ambien.

Shit man, last week I had the biggest ambien walrus ever.

by I just wrote ambien walrus May 6, 2016

whack the walrus

Jerking Off.....

he was really whacking thwe wlarus

by chillman350 October 22, 2003

Spitting Walrus

When a male cums into a females mouth and before she can swallow, pinchs her nose and the middle of her lips together so she coughs causing the cum to spit out the corners of her mouth forming the walrus tusks.

Steve: Hey Dave I totally gave a girl the spitting walrus last night.
Dave: Well done sir!

by Slinky30 July 8, 2006

Portland Walrus

During intercourse, just before ejaculation, the woman bites the head of the mans penis.

She gave me a Portland Walrus during our make-up sex, it left marks!

by L. Roman July 15, 2006

Queefy Walrus

A large, blonde, snaggle toothed, buttfucker that uses his mouth as a cockholster and only sticks his little love sniper into males of any species.

His main diet is creamy crotch crickets and snaggle tooth sperm spiders.
He would like nothing better than to spit on your asshole for lube and fuck you in true Queefy Walrus fashion. His only enjoyment is total anal annihilation!

Dude dont bend over and pick up that dollar with the Queefy Walrus standing behind you. I mean look at him, he is slobbering all over his tusks and staring at your ass!

by Shadow Warrior1 November 19, 2010

Walrus Paw

Extreme camel toe that creates a "w" shape and turns the pussy blue

That girl had a fat walrus paw

by Cellucci November 30, 2018