walking plague

A crusty skankersaurous who undresses for money, steals friends, and drinks other peoples booze. She likes to lie, take strange drugs, snitch, and grind strange dicks. She bites people, hits them with maglits, gets ugly tattoos and tries to start shit with men who are spoken for. She can't take responsibility for her actions, including snitching and stealing. She is always sick and is stricken with meth mites. Is fat and tries to wear little kid clothes. She hails from Lake Land and acts as such. Fake-ass lying manipulative cunt. WARNING: Contains more drama than The Real World and will fake pregnancy.

Nigga, your girlfriend is a busted ass walking plague.

by Whothefuckdoyouthink leslie? August 25, 2009

walking on clouds

The feeling you have when something very nice happens to you!

When she said yes I felt SO walking on clouds!

Mickey and Gus are planning a late-night date, and Gus is walking on a cloud.

by XnkBraz June 2, 2016

ghost walking

(v/n) The act/sport of closely following someone while mimicking their gait, stride for stride, without being detected. More advanced ghost walkers can trail within inches of the target. It's also the latest fad in Europe that's actually NOT gay. Confucious say that to truly ghost walk, one most become another's shadow.

Bystander: Look! A pair of Siamese twins!

Jason: Nah man, that's just some dude ghost walking the other guy.

by Shaaazzzoooo November 20, 2009

walking on air

1. Happily drunk.

2. So happy as to be almost delirious; in a pleasant daze.

1. While Sarah was walking on air, she sang a completely stupid song.

2. When I found out my parents were getting me a kitten for Christmas, I was walking on air for the rest of the day.

by MissionDoll November 23, 2004

walking on water

doing something extravagant that others would never expect of you

Oh he was really walking on water over this weekend

by oldxwise November 13, 2013

jay walking

When you cross a street and you are not suppouse to, can be in the middle of a block or in red light.

I don't do jay walking in that street, is very dangerous.

by agrokrutoi August 16, 2009

Walking on the ceiling

Something that is only achievable if your legs are in the air. To have sex.

Ex1
Man 1: So how'd it go with Jen last night?
Man 2: Man, I had her legs were so elevated she was walking on the ceiling.

Ex2
Man: Hey babe. Wanna walk on the ceiling.

by 1800BackOnTop April 10, 2016