WoW wacker

A gay faggot who jacks off to world of warcaft

Everyday there are more and more WoW wackers.

I saw Wow wackers in the school library today.

Hahahah WoW wackers.

They were talking about wow wackers on the ten o'clock news

by jesse 34444 July 2, 2007

wally wacker

A mock pre-battle cry for preppy high school students about to enter a mock trial courtroom.

Iioooooooh Wally Wacker!

by Gespielt August 15, 2003

poon-wacker

1.A male who hurts a female in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his property.(adj)

-dude i came in beckys eye so hard core last night, now its all red and shit!!

-aww man why do you always have to hurt yours girls like that?

-what can i say ima poon-wacker

by FoBo January 29, 2006

suds'd up wacker

handjob in the shower using shampoo or soap as lube

1.hey babe scince your in here with me, how about a suds'd up wacker ?
2. bubba's first wife jill didn't even give him a suds'd up wacker on his wedding night

by Doug W. February 13, 2008

weed wacker

someone who gets horny after getting high off marijuana

pothead: "yo where the girls at?"
friend: "dude your such a weed wacker."

by wetrippymane February 20, 2015

Lower Wacker Drive

(V). A means of sexual pleasure, Lower Wacker Drive (named after the street in Chicago IL) is when a man (on bottom in stated position) rubs his penis along the crevice of a girl’s vagina. In addition to simply rubbing his penis against the virginal crevice, he generally uses the girl’s fecal matter as a lubricant in this action. This is generally performed in the back of a moving car.

Well we picked up this hott hitch hiker and I couldn't resist giving her a Lower Wacker Drive.

by Dr. Peter Hogenson DDS October 17, 2006

Willy Wacker Pinky

When you get your penis stuck in a blender so your dad plunges it out with a chainsaw.

Dad i have a willy wacker pinky problem

by Chunk Clunck March 31, 2020