wii

a game between two people trying to cause arousal

i want some, let's play the wii

by InsaneOverdrive December 26, 2009

wii

the word describing something or some one that is utterly lame

hey john what do you think of my new glasses?

those glasses are so wii

by psychadelictyrranosaurusrex December 7, 2010

Wii

A female that is very attractive

"DAMN, look at that girl. She is so wii"

by RossTheeBoss October 21, 2008

wii

The 5th generation of Nintendo's video game consoles. Also, it is a total chick magnet. If you are going to have a small party with friends and you have some girls over, bust out the wii. Its easy to use controls and ability to make people interact is great entertainment.

Guy1: I have no ideas on how to entertain the girls. what should i do?

Guy2: bust out the wii!

by serjsoadfan January 13, 2008

WII

WII IS A WIN WIN SITUATION.

Yay! THAT WAS DEFINITLY A WII

by WII LOVER May 19, 2018

Wii

Strange white box thingy that Nintendo created on November 1st 2006 for rich white people wave white remotes at; to pledge their allegiance to Satan.

Priest: I haven't see your son in a while now, is he okay?

Mom: Oh our Johnny's been in his room playing the Wii for six months now, I've heard its great for young minds!

Johnny: God is a lie Super Mario Smash Brothers is the almighty creator! Come forth my Nintendo brethren!

by Emperor Momo July 31, 2018

Wii

The beat fucking game for grown women

"Im going to play some Wii Sports"

by blazou October 8, 2018