Wikiflow

Bringing up an article in Wikipedia and subsequently finding other items of interest, browsing through them--and having the same happen to you on the next page, allowing for hours of uninterrupted flow from topic to topic.

"John, why didn't you make it to the game last night?"

"I looked up that Dead Space videogame, ended up looking at 'Dead Space' inhaled with air, and then oxygen toxicity...I looked at the clock and it was two AM. Did you know you can die from drinking water?"

"..Fucking Wikiflow."

by Rycraft December 24, 2008

Wifilence

When a person doesn't speak out loud for an entire day but still manages to communicate regularly.

Becomes even more of a phenomenon when nobody notices that the person hasn't spoken

A sign of being a Zombot

Man 1: "Ted has worked here for weeks and I just realized I've never heard his voice."

Manuel: "Yea, He's taken a vow of Wifilence."

by RolandoPico May 10, 2011

Wifi twilight zone

The area around the outside of a wifi network where your cell phone thinks it has signal, and so shuts off your mobile network, but can't actually connect, leaving you with no internet at all.

Sorry I keep getting disconnected, I'm walking through a wifi twilight zone right now.

by TV4Fun September 6, 2013

wifing style

Woman that cares about a man and is sexually available to him. A Filipina.

Hey Joe, you wanna see my sister? She has a good wifing style.

by HovnoHovno February 17, 2017

winifer

Girl that is mad sweet but got some bad in the inside of her; she bring people down but she keeps it lowkey .fw lot of ppl but trust few of them

"Everybody look its winifer "
-dint she had beef with this girl

-yh the girl not here today

by Caribbean_girl July 18, 2017

wifi god

A man or Woman whom can control the WiFi force along with his Pringles can with one fury cat inside

That man is laggein all over the damm place he must be a WIFI god.

Holy shit Ben was just here and fucking disappeared into the WiFi force and he came out right behind me.

by Fuck me in the ass December 15, 2017

Wiifm

Pronounced “whiff-em” short for “what’s in it for me”

- Dude, I need you to do me a favour?
- Sure but wiifm?

by RockitMan July 27, 2019