Weiner Bandit 

A fabled creature much like the Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, or The Trix Rabbit. That Comes in the night if you are not prepared and will steal ones' "Weiner". Leaving the victim "Weinerless"

What you can do; sleep with your pants on or hold your junk all night. (This is where the saying "wakie wakie, hands off snakie" came from.)

It is possible to catch this bandit, it is said that he will give you one of three possible prizes; $23(American), a walk-man, or a cassette player. which makes you wonder why you would want to catch his cheap ass anyway.

A Masked Assailant that steals guys junk
Known as: The Weiner Bandit.

Weiner Bandit by BigbubbaD March 5, 2012

weiner cousins 

a friend in which both of you had sex with the same woman

JD: since we've both slept with Kim, we're considered weiner cousins

weiner cousins by tex-ass April 22, 2009

weiner boobs

slang for testicles

Bobby kept teasing Suzie until she kicked him in the weiner boobs.

weiner boobs by pig blapper September 5, 2009

weiner on weiner  

another name for World of Warcraft (W.O.W.)
Because everyone that plays it love weiner.

Tracy: I love World of warcraft
Josh: You mean weiner on weiner You look like you suck dick.

weiner on weiner by armament24 March 16, 2009

weiner ratio

The ratio of males to females at a social gathering. An unfavourable ratio inevitably leads to the dreaded sausage fest
Can be shortened to 'W.R' or 'Ratio'

(From a male perspective)

Favourable W.R: More females than males

Unfavourable W.R: More males than females.

weiner ratio by Figure Number Five July 11, 2005

weiner warmer

Slang word for a homosexual

Ah, well Todd's a real weiner warmer, isn't he.

weiner warmer by Buddhabrex November 11, 2007

Weiner Ache 

Where a male is aroused by the actions or words of an abnormally hot female, and undergoes the process of erection to blue balls in a matter of seconds; abnormally fast for the average human, causing an aching sensation in the penis.

Wow, i just looked at her ass and got a weiner ache!

Weiner Ache by Nebby the kewlest March 2, 2010