Weiner Jacket

Someone who is absurd and/or a butt trumpet.

Tell me who my real father is, or I'll hex you, you weiner jacket.

by headasexual October 16, 2011

Weiner Salad

A name given for anybody that has ever had their athletic cup shattered by a ball put through a pitching machine

"Hey Chaz, did you see Weiner Salad? He asked me for this bag of ice for his nuts"

by John Marano August 30, 2006

weiner slap

the equivalent of a bitch slap, but with a fried pickle or fresh penis

Bee weiner slapped Timmy in the kitchen.

by Man-dog April 11, 2007

Weiner Eater

When a girl grinds her teeth on your weiner while giving you head.

a cheesegrater

by Chris Toast June 10, 2004

Weiner Hole

(noun); the slit found in traditional "tighty whitey" men's underwear, utilized to allow the penis to be released for urination. SYN: Weiner Slot

"I wear bikini briefs -- the kind that don't have a weiner hole."

"Weiner holes in men's underwear have gone the way of zoot suits."

"I pull down my briefs when I pee; I never use the weiner hole."

by Andru J. November 16, 2009

Weiner Cat

A fat cat with short legs. Resembles a weiner dog.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."

Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"

Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"

Guy 2: -laughs-

by bloonsfan17 January 12, 2014

hallow weiner

If people talk about, advertise, or sell merchandise related to Christmas before Halloween, then they are hallow in their weiner. This especially applies to stores that showcase Christmas during the fall season.

Joe mama brought up Christmas at the office Halloween party, he was a massive hallow weiner.

by Halloween enthusiast October 20, 2019