Wafflejob

The act of giving a man a hand job when his penis is so small, that there is no room to move up and down. So, instead, the hand must be rotated side to side, much like when you turn the handle of a waffle maker in a cafeteria.

Person 1: She said you were so small she had to give you a wafflejob last night!
Person 2: She has really big hands!!
Person 1: Whatever...

by Mae-Smith October 31, 2008

Waffler

Someone who talks a lot of rubbish and doesn't really know what they are saying most of the time

Waffler: Last week i ate salt for breakfast
Other kid: Ayo stop waffling

by Rexcify April 11, 2019

giant waffle

A bigger version of a waffle which you chant in the mirror three times (big waffle, big waffle, big waffle) to summon out of the waffle dimension. A man once said " always wash your hands after you crap" and that is how the legend of the giant waffle started. But never summon it without maple syrup because if you do it will make the giant waffle taste really bad.

I was just devoured by the extremely dangerous giant waffle that isn't fake at all!

by Senorsuckmymeatballs March 19, 2017

Do You Like Waffles

"Do You Like Waffles?" is a somewhat popular song on the Internet featuring a dancing waffle, a few kids, robots, ghosts, flowers, and dinosaurs. All of them have a smile and are singing/dancing happily to the tune of "Do You Like Waffles?". The main purpose of this song is to annoy whoever happens to be around, because as you can imagine, this isn't really the type of song you would listen to in the background of whatever you are doing. Even so, the song has over 9.5 million hits on Youtube.

Guy 1: Hey, I'm gonna play a song.
Guy 2: Okay.
(Guy 1 puts on "Do You Like Waffles")
Guy 2: TURN IT OFF! I CAN'T TAKE IT! MAKE IT STOOOOP!
(Guy 2 jumps out the window)

by jack123abc4 January 11, 2011

Waffle-Ball

A game with dozens of rules, played in a pool. The object of the game is to make the waffle ball(usually a soccer ball) hit the rim of either of the two sides of the pool scoring one point for the throwers team. The catch is you have to be jumping into the pool grab the ball then release, if you grab the ball on the edge of the pool and hit the rim of the pool no points are awarded. Also the ball can hit the ladder posts causing two points. The best way to score is going in between the ladder post in doing so the throwers team receives five points. It is probably the best summer time sport, hands down.

man did you see that sick behind the back bouncer shot go through the ladder posts? that shit was the best Waffle-Ball throw I've ever seen.

by brooksayyyyy August 3, 2011

Wafah

A soft hearted person, who is always there for her closed ones. She is cute and adorable, and can be a drama queen, but this only adds to her charm. Once she is your, she will always be with you...

Oh that girl behaves just kike wafah

by DevTom May 10, 2020

WaffleProd

When you shit in the sink and finger blast it into the waste pipe

Well fuck, I’ve shit in the sink, I better WaffleProd it away.

by WaffleProder May 5, 2023