Lag Vest

A term used to describe the protection a player receives from a shit connection.

“Fuck, I’m down. Careful he’s got a Lag Vest.”
“He ate like 10 shots what the fuck.”
“He’s got a Lag Vest don’t worry.”
“Holy shit I should be dead, thank god for my Lag Vest.”

by TheRedAngel September 1, 2019

vaccine vested

For when you are two weeks past your last vaccine dose

After I'm vaccine vested, I'm going eat the shit out of some totchos at a bar.

by mhaswritersblock May 17, 2021

Spend-vesting

Adj: Receiving stock rewards as you spend on your everyday purchases.

All of my McDonald's shares in my portfolio came from spend-vesting through TAB Flow

by TAB Bank March 15, 2022

Fans-Vestite

A person who switches what team they root. A band-wagon fan.

Chris used to be an Islanders fan, but not he’s a fans-vestite and roots for the Sabres

by JohnnyChrome April 18, 2023

SON OF VLASTA

You may think he is just a normal son, but he is a son of VLASTA.
Vlasta is the most desirable women in the whole world.
Everyone loves Vlasta.

"Gor trga"

Look, it's the SON OF VLASTA! I hope he sucks my dick he is so hot

by Vlasta's lover April 6, 2022

Vestingbar

A student's establishment located in Enschede in the Netherlands maintained by and for students (also accessible for non-students) with reasonably prices and a great diversity of beers and other types of booze.

Bro1: "Wanna go for a drink?"
Bro2: "Sure, let's go to the Vestingbar, they have practically everything there."

by Socratov December 1, 2009

a vestir santos

spanish phrase which refers to a woman who never married and is of an advanced age, an old maid. It literally means "one who dresses saints." In the past when a woman was unmarried she often dedicated her time to her local church and its maintenance and so this term became adopted.

"so did Juanita finally get married?"

"No, era maricon, she's just you know, there, a vestir santos..."

"pity.."

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005