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handycapin your vision

The definition of when someone just seems to miss the truth.
Hey mark i just told you what to say and your (handycapin your vision)
by Kevon Tilghman December 6, 2019
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visto

It means everything bizzare. From Finland.
Dude that´s like really visto or aika vistoa.
by jampura March 9, 2005
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Vicious Minge

Generally used to describe something that is extremely difficult
That exam was a vicious minge!
by bigjim53 December 13, 2006
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Viscora

Visco's word origin comes from the meaning "Headman" (which who runs a local community) and the surname "ra" which comes from "SunGod" Or a supreme Egyptian deity worshiped as the creator of all life. Visc' órā, together is a ruler (SunGod, Supreme Egyptian) who runs, and is also responsible for a local community.
The "Viscora" of Egypt During the New Kingdom Era, played a big roll in Egyptian Life.

I learned about the "Viscora" of Egypt named Akhenaten (Amenhotep IV, 1364-1347 B.C).
by Nick Doee September 5, 2012
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Unicorn visibility

A scuba diving term used to describe the rarest, clearest water with the maximum visibility.
When we dived the WW1 U-boat UC41 we had unicorn visibility.
by hippytyree January 21, 2018
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Visigothan

An insensitive, unintelligent, close-minded, insecure boy of legal age who gets his jollies being cruel to other people in order to cover his own inadequacies both imagined and real.
I can't believe that Visigothan just pushed the crippled kid out of her wheelchair.
by Arsemonkey August 22, 2003
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Funnel Vision

A medical condition characterized by crossed eyes, nausea, uncontrollable growth of ass-hair, and in severe cases, projectile vomiting, uncontrolled diarrhea and a persistent vegetative state. It is caused by overexposure to the Blue Funnel video.

It's rapid, virus-like spread through the Iraq Theater of Operations is causing entire units to be Combat Ineffective. These crippled units are being re-deployed from Iraq under the guise of the drawdown of US "Surge" forces.

The condition is preventable and can be cured with massive doses of good porn with actual hot chicks who know how to give a blowjob.
Private: "Sarge! Jones is shitting and puking all over himself in his bunk!!!!"

Sarge: "Shit!! Get me a DVD over here starring Tera Patrick and Sky Lopez NOW!"

Private: "Should I call the medics?"

Sarge: "No time. Jones' case of Funnel Vision is one of the worst I've seen. He was a damn good man. You and me are the only ones left, Private. We need to stop the spread of that video; The Worst Porno of All Time."
by TehMaestro February 9, 2008
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