Vistaize

The process of having someone from the IT department upgrade your PC to the Vista OS.

IT stopped by this morning to Vistaize my laptop, is yours done yet?

by LGA1961 February 9, 2009

visiting Doc Swenson

euphemism for (usually male) masturbation

you'll go blind if ya keep visiting doc swenson

by stankfingas February 5, 2010

Vista Moment

When you do or make something really bad so people need a upgrade then you turn around and make or do something better for more money

Guy 1: "Het whats up with your TV"
Guy 2: "IDK I just upgraded and it stoped working"
Guy 1: "I bet you will need a new one now"
Guy 2: "I know"
Guy 1: "They just pulled a Vista Moment on you"

by jpod93 July 24, 2010

Visa Squeezer

A Visa Squeezer can be described as an individual who enters a country and obtains a visa under false pretences to take advantage of the system for individual gain.

I got married to someone I don't even know, it cost me 5K but I have now got a Visa and I can stay for as long as I like (Visa Squeezer).

I dropped my kacks and got up the duff and had a baby with this mug so I could get a visa (Visa Squeezer)

by Fred_wood December 21, 2012

visavachaipan

Last name of the calculus prodigy, Rourke.

Rourke Visavachaipan killed that calculus problem.

by Rourkelover October 13, 2013

ass visit

Formal synonym for booty call.

I went to my ex-boyfriend's house for an ass visit.

by LLynn December 16, 2007

de-vista-ed

When Windows Vista is removed from a computer that is being crippled by its presence, for replacement for the stable and "much lighter" Windows XP.

My netbook is working so much faster since I de-vista-ed it and put XP on it.

by Mb500 March 2, 2009