Virtualbox

Virtualbox is a virtual machine software made by Oracle, the owners of Java. Its main competitor is VMWare. Virtualbox can run any OS you'd like using a virtual machine.

technewb:"what vm software should i use"
vmexpert:"vmware or virtualbox"

by ilikeguns:) February 22, 2021

Virtual Reality

Reality, but in virtual. Yeah, you're welcome.

Person 1: Wanna do some VR?
Person 2: What's VR?
Person 1: Virtual reality.
Person 2: What's that.
Person 1: You're a fucking idiot.

by Idiot_Builder April 27, 2022

Virtual spliff

When you hit a weed vape and a tobacco vape at the same time.

Noah: Yo, let me hit your vape.
Matt: The weed one or the tobacco one?
Noah: Both. Virtual spliff!

Noah hits both at the same time.

by Matt&Lucy June 27, 2022

big virtual middle finger

To insult someone directly or indirectly through use of an electronic device, such as on the internet, on a (game) server, or simply on your own computer, usually meant to be done after the target of the BVMF has done something rude or insulting to you first, but may also be done just for shits and giggles.

My friend Steven refused to play Counter-strike with me, so I changed my Steam name to "Fuck You Steven" while on a server so everyone can see the big virtual middle finger I just gave him.

My friend Steven refused to show me how to code, so I bought a website domain and had it just say "Fuck you, Steven." so I can give him the big virtual middle finger any time I want.

My friend Steven always goes on my computer and goes to pornhub immediately, so I made my default browser page be the website from before so he gets the big virtual middle finger every time before he masturbates at my house.

Fuck you, Steven.

by Dreamare June 13, 2015

Samsung Virtual Assistant

The only known example of a tech company using a waifu as a selling point. Release TBD, but it has been received well (specifically by reddit, heh).

I used the Samsung Virtual Assistant to help me out with a hard problem.

by TheCommunistSpiderChairman June 1, 2021

Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

by Zip February 7, 2003

virtual AIDS

the effect free internet porn can have on your computer without proper "virtual protection" like Kaspersky and AVG condoms, giving you all kinds of nasty diseases like trojans, spyware, and malware.

virtual AIDS can then be transferred from computer to computer, similar to the real AIDS

i didn't have any good forms of virtual protection, so my computer contracted virtual AIDS, and now all my friends have it too :)

by GBurn387 June 23, 2009