viagra

The commercial trademark for the drug Mycoxaflopin.

Ben takes viagra because he has erectile dysfunction.

by J_H_ December 25, 2007

Viagra Falls

Droopage due to a major emotional trauma, such as almost crashing one's pathetic mid-life Harley, having a 22 year old girl laugh at your naked body/"erection," being caught in bed with the babysitter by your wife, losing the mid-term election.

An excellent title for a Country & Western Song.

"Debbie actually pointed when she was laughing at your dick?
Viagra Falls !"

"Man, when my wife caught me in bed with Debbie, it was Viagra Falls."

"It was an un-romantic visit to Viagra Falls for Senator Specter when he posted 37% at the polls Tuesday."

"That was Willie Nelson's new song, Viagra Falls."

by RevDrDK November 17, 2009

Viagrous

Stiff and erect like that of a penile erection after consumption of Viagra. This pertains to people who are still alive, unlike that of rigamortous.

Don't touch the viagrous British guards, outside of Buckingham palace; it is not a good idea.

by Shareef Al Donaghue February 28, 2009

viagra-needer

Someone who can't get the penis erect.

Tom is a viagra-needer in the bed.

by Bobbie Brownie March 16, 2008

viagrify

viag·ri·fy -fied -fy-ing

Something so awesome that it causes sustained periods of sexual arousal and libidinous bliss

I'm feeling totally viagrified that the weekend is just around the corner.

This logo lacks a bit of oomph, we need to viagrify it.

I'm not sure what that perfume she's wearing is called but it's totally viagrifying.

by brawler_mtl October 27, 2008

Viagra Remorse

Viagra Remorse: When you take a Viagra in hopes of having hot sex, and a minute later something gets in the way (boyfriend, lover, room mate, relatives, work, ugly mis-matched-craigslist tricks, or you) that ruins; either intentional or unintentionaly , bumpin’ uglies. Then you have a boner for the evening and can’t/won’t do anything to relieve oneself. Then getting mad at wasting your last black market pill on such a undertaking.

A: Hey baby, I just popped my last little blue daddies’ lil’helper, so you are in trouble when you get here!

B: Didn’t you get my text? I told you that I had to get my boil lanced and she gave me something for that yeast infection.

A: Um...rigghhht, listen I think Im gonna sit this one out. (Sigh, Viagra Remorse again)

C: {libido} (sigh)

by gretel666 July 20, 2010

Viagravated

The frustrated feeling women (and men) get from having sexual advances made on/toward them by men whom God and nature have decided are too old to be having sex but thanks to the wonders of modern medicine can continue to get their cadaverous components erect for decades.

Me and my friends were out clubbing and got pretty viagravated from guys our fathers' ages trying to get in our pants.

by uncarvedblock89 January 18, 2011