Vertistrokes

A faux medical term to describe staying home to masterbate.

I can't come into work today I've got a case of the Vertistrokes.

by T2kizz April 8, 2013

well ventilated dress shoes

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office

Your feet get all hot and sweaty? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

by KennyMac May 31, 2006

Vermillion

The wrong way to spell a Slipknot song.

Some people misspell the song Vermilion by adding an extra "l"

by Josh December 2, 2004

Vertigo

Something you have on Mondays or Fridays so you dont have to work or climb ladders.An easy out of work.Brought on by side jobs or loud music.

Mike J has vertigo today so you have to pick up his slack.

by comm man October 6, 2011

Vertizzles

A street slang version of the word vertices used in reference to classes with Joel Stinson

Dude my mesh is screwed up, stupid vertizzles

by Shawn Bruner January 15, 2008

Vertigo Card Dealing

When a man swipes a credit card through a stripper's ass cheeks as payment for a lap dance.

Yea I got a great lap dance from those girls at The Triangle so I paid them with a Vertigo Card Dealing

by SCRUBSBOY17 October 22, 2008

Vermilion Dollar Lips

Term; for modern lip augmentation or model like lips. A play on wealth and beauty social cosmetic lip presentation.

That model had vermilion dollar lips.

by Dr. Lips January 26, 2009