Velociraptor Claw

Like a moose knuckle but where one side is clearly more defined than the other.

Dudes pants are way too tight, clearly he’s sporting a velociraptor claw.

by BadKarma2814 February 2, 2022

Velose

An adjective or adverb with broad positive connotations.

Pronounced: ve-low-se

Your hair looks luscious and velose.
This tastes so velose!
Wow, that’s some velose dancing!

by Schemas January 14, 2023

High Velocity Urine HVU

When a dude take a piss with so much force it creates a splash-back, and spray pattern on the walls, toilet paper, and dislodges crap-spackle. Can be accompanied by an escapee or sharts.

My High Velocity Urine HVU was so strong I took out the crap-spackle that was stuck under the toilet rim from three weeks ago.

by SuperProcrastina June 26, 2013

Plausible velocity

When actors or stunt doubles move faster than physically posible during a movie or behind the scenes.

Vin diesel hit a windscreen at plausible velocity during fast and furious 6.

by Fist a cat September 17, 2016

turtimal velocity

The maximum speed a falling turtle can achieve in atmosphere.

Donatello hit turtimal velocity shortly after falling off the cliff.

by Killer4554 October 10, 2018

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow

depends on wheter it is african or european.

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow? I don't know *screaming*

by monthy python October 31, 2017

velocitom

a person on newgrounds who is apart of the NG fraternity, often posts in the general and C&C forums

- hey did you see velocitom?
- ya he posted something about media being wrong to idolize

by unknown February 6, 2005