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Vsco Crackhead 

A person (usually a teenage girl) who refers to themselves as a crackhead, but hasn’t done any drugs, or doesn’t do any of the things that would qualify someone to be called by that term. As in not doing any drugs, or only spending their parents money on juul pods.
Vsco girl: omg I’m such a crackhead

Guy: no bitch u jus a Vsco Crackhead
Vsco Crackhead by t.ri.stan September 7, 2019
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Vsco Girl 

A teenage girl who usually has most of these characteristics:
-owns a metal straw
-wears tube tops
-wears over-sized t-shirts with short-shorts
-has of course a hydro-flask
-wears either birks, crocs, or vans
-owns a shell necklace
-owns a jeep
-says "and i oop-"
-says "sksksksksk"

SAVE THE TURTLES!!!!!!!!!
Vsco Girl by teensarebasic September 9, 2019
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vsco girl 

a female who shows asthetic interests or is basic.
that girl is wearing scrunchies , and owns CarMax. she must be a vsco girl !

VSCO Girls 

The basic white girls of 2019. They tend to wear scrunchies, tube tops, oversized shirts, nike shorts, etc. Most of their clothes come from either a thrift store of urban outfitters. They claim to care about the environment but will buy from fast fashion. They ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS carry around a hydroflast with a bunch of stickers on it. They primarily use Twitter and Instagram. Most of their language consists of "anna oop", "tea", "sksksksksksksksk", etc.
Person: omg I can't believe Karen is one of those VSCO girls now, she used to be emo.
VSCO Girls by sadvwooping August 13, 2019

VSCO boyfriend 

some weird type of guy that teenage girls idealize as the PERFECT BOYFRIEND like some fairytale movie- even though in reality guys are just guys, like girls are just girls.

He is perfect in every superficial way: he screenshots your every snaps, he sends CUTE texts, and HUGS you, and gives you his HOODIE. He is perfect, and also uses VSCO. Also, he is also just an idea and not an actual human. So there’s that.
omg I wanna have a VSCO boyfriend!!!! he would be perfect and cute in every way!!! omg I love being stuck in a fantasy world!!!

vsco girl 

A girl who says, " and I oop." also says, "Sksksksk." Wears a scrunchy and has a hydro flask along with a apple watch.
Person 1 Are you a vsco girl?
Person 2 Yes, sksksk, why? And I oop.
vsco girl by BOOspookyTIME October 22, 2019
A dad who acts like a VSCO Girl just to stay "hip with the kids"
person 1: Have you seen that VSCO Dad?
person 2: Yeah.
person 1: He's wearing a scrunchie, so it's fine.
person 2: Yeah sksksksksksksk.
VSCO Dad by YTHacker August 22, 2019