This is the most redneck town in VA.
All boys talk about on the bus is what wheels they put on their 4 wheelers and the girls either don't have any fashion sense at all and just wear stinky t shirts and jeans or they're wiggers or they don't bathe and always smell really bad.
Being a prep at heart and not being able to go all the way with in this town is very heartbreaking. For example if I wore a pair of capris with whales embroidered on them, every kid in my school would make fun of me.
It is so sad.
These people are also very mean.
They can't try to be sophisticated at all. Again, I cry to myself. I swear, I am living in the wrong place. I should be living in williamsburg, VA, which is the best town in the country, not to mention the world!!
But yes seaford is a place where people always talk about going to the huge Baptist church, even when they're not Baptist, just so they can hear the latest gossip.
It is also a place where there are the popular cheerleaders and losers, goths, exc., but it is not sophisticated enough to have real preps (which is so sad!)
It is also a place where people hang out at the Seaford Country Market, which is owned by a fat, arrogant man who has a fat arrogant son who rides my bus and always pushes me out of his way when I'm in his flipping (excuse my french) way!
All boys talk about on the bus is what wheels they put on their 4 wheelers and the girls either don't have any fashion sense at all and just wear stinky t shirts and jeans or they're wiggers or they don't bathe and always smell really bad.
Being a prep at heart and not being able to go all the way with in this town is very heartbreaking. For example if I wore a pair of capris with whales embroidered on them, every kid in my school would make fun of me.
It is so sad.
These people are also very mean.
They can't try to be sophisticated at all. Again, I cry to myself. I swear, I am living in the wrong place. I should be living in williamsburg, VA, which is the best town in the country, not to mention the world!!
But yes seaford is a place where people always talk about going to the huge Baptist church, even when they're not Baptist, just so they can hear the latest gossip.
It is also a place where there are the popular cheerleaders and losers, goths, exc., but it is not sophisticated enough to have real preps (which is so sad!)
It is also a place where people hang out at the Seaford Country Market, which is owned by a fat, arrogant man who has a fat arrogant son who rides my bus and always pushes me out of his way when I'm in his flipping (excuse my french) way!
Boy 1: Are goin' to the Cu'ntry market tonight?
Girl 1: Yeah, baby. I'll be there. Are ya gonna bring yo fo' wheela?!
Boy 1: Yeah, and we'll go ridin' through Seafo'd on it.
Girl 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!
Girl 1: Yeah, baby. I'll be there. Are ya gonna bring yo fo' wheela?!
Boy 1: Yeah, and we'll go ridin' through Seafo'd on it.
Girl 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!
by A suffering prep in a redneck-hick town February 23, 2005
Wise Va........ Totally fucked! Full of depression and hillbilly heroin. The best part of Wise is leaving 🤘
Hey man did you get to eat at Dairy Barn while you were in Wise Va? ......... What the fuck is Dairy Barn and why did I see a fair worker trying to eat a nerd rope out of your asshole while ain't coalminer's daughter?
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by Stevie Peepee March 29, 2008
A very small town located in southern Virginia. You won't find much there except for a bunch of farms and trailor parks. Axton just got it's first stoplight a couple years ago. Only other thing is a post office, a not-so-good resturaunt, elementary school and 4738056271 small baptist churches. Everybody knows everybody in Axton! The people there are somewhat friendly; just watch out for drunks walking the roads at night! For fun in Axton there is plenty of farm land to go ride fourwheelers on and go muddin and hunt and throw field parties in the summer. That's pretty much it.
Guy 1: Hey man! you wanna go muddin this weekend down in Axton, VA??
Guy 2:Yeah I know a farm we could go to!
Guy 2:Yeah I know a farm we could go to!
by youdontknowme2 February 11, 2011