Quote from iPad
"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
by Brandon:P July 5, 2012
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Me: Hey dude, Urban dictionary has the EXACT definition of Kristofer AND Hannah but for some reason NOT Anthony.
by What the bleep September 28, 2017
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by Lidster June 12, 2012
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by Savage meme February 15, 2017
Get the Urban dictionarymug. A place which is supposed to be used for finding actual meanings, but is used by dumb fucks to state their worthless opinions and to troll
by FOWLERBULLDOGG $K NK 559 624 September 18, 2010
Get the urban dictionarymug. A collection of completely pointless crap written by a bunch of drunken self-important college students who claim it's a dictionary written by YOU but in fact is only written by them and their douchebag friends. They have ridiculous, contradictory editor guidlines such as "publish racist comments but not racism." The Urban Dictionary largely exists so these little tinhorn megalomaniacs can feel the rush of power from rejecting people's suggestions.
I feel like being an asshole. Oh, I know, I'll publish some vile, hateful "definition" in the Urban Dictionary
by drifter88 August 14, 2009
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by CrispyAsian November 2, 2017
Get the urban dictionarymug.