Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

A heavy stick with the Union Tools logo on it, used for ass hwoopin'. These sticks are commonly found in the back of Volvo Wagons AKA Tanks.

Yo, nucker you best step back fo' I bust out the Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick and beat you down...What What!?!

by Tyler O'Conner What? October 5, 2003

union cunt

The AFSCME reps in Oregon.

The union cunts didnt bother to do anything for us this year but sure fuckin got paid anyway.

by guyworkin April 4, 2009

union freak

A hard working, blue collar worker who promotes solidarity amongst fellow workers to keep the American dream alive by fighting against the exploitation of employees by their greedy employers.

Boss: Hey Joe, we need to increase profits. Let's cut pay by 10% and stop buying that expensive safety equipment.

Joe: But sir...that would be immoral. It would hurt our workers' ability to raise their families and make the job site less safe.
Boss: So, you're a union freak, huh?

by MerriamWebster March 28, 2016

union president

Person who is able to persuade middle class American workers into electing them into a position of power but actually do not have authority to do anything. Often can be found underneath the desk of the Plant Manager eating dessert. Takes advantage of free trips at the expense of the union as well as claiming "union business" to take days off. May be named "Troy"

Hey isn't that our union president under Mikes desk?

Yeah, he is trying to negotiate our contract the hands on way

by Ramrod the impaler August 15, 2017

Union-Jacked

When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.

Bruv, Charles was well Union-Jacked on the weekend

by DoughBoy01 December 10, 2021

union job

1. A way to pretend people who do no work whatsoever are employed while really just sitting around with their thumbs up their asses and sucking on the dole.

2. A "job" that people can't be fired from even if they never actually do any work.

Union Employee:
Dude, let's go fishin today and drink beers.

Non-union Employee:
I don't know about you, but I have to work.

Union Employee:
Fuck that. You need a union job.

by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009

Union St

The very long road in Plymouth where 90% of the main clubs are located.
Home to JFKs. Visited by Matlows, Crabs and Pongos (male) and janner, Shaz and Tracy.

"I'll see ya down Union St tonight?"
"Na, I'm working down Millbay."

by Eva January 7, 2004