shock underwear 

ShockUnderwear is underwear that has a little piece of metal, & some wires people can't feel and gives electric shock to the victim, through flowing electric currents. It comes for boys and girls, men & women in many diffrents designs & colors: Such as stripes, solids, flowered prints, animal prints & railraod ties, just like normal underwear. It comes in thongs, g-strings, string bikini breifs, bikini breifs, sports breifs, granny panies, breifs, trunks, boxer breifs, and boxers. Shock Underwear doesn't come cheap. It is very hard to find. Most stores and online sites don't carry it. How sad, since it is a good prank to pull, & if more people knew it would be the new sensation that's sweeping the nation. For added discomfort give the victim a normal wedgie. You the giver will recieve a little shock, but add major discomfort to the wearer of this prank underwear. DON'T put shock underwear, over victims head, otherwise SERIOUS INJURY, & or DEATH may OCCURE. No, I didn't do this to anyone, it is just COMMON SENSE. If more Americans used common sense, this country would be smarter, but anyways shock underwear is fun.

For my sixth birthday, my adopted female cousin came over, gave me a black & yellow railroad tie boxer, it was, but is was also SHOCK UNDERWEAR and I didn't yet know about the shock part of the underwear. I was already embarsed, but had no choice but to try it on, since I had to be polite & MY MOM WAS THERE. My cousin told me I was six and needed to get out of tidy whitys. Next I go to try in on & it's shocking me around my waist with electrical current. It hurt like Hell. Next thing I know, is I'm running into the living room in nothing but the shock underwear and myy shirt the shock boxers are shocking me. I have never been so embarsed, even though I got $2,000.00 from them, since money is no object for her family. To this day, I still wear tidy whitys & have yet to recieve another wedgie. I went to another city and gave them to my male cousin, who I hate.

shock underwear by freindly tip29 June 18, 2009

victory underwear 

Underwear worn on a serious date, that is fancy or frilly. Intended to give the other person a thrill when they touch or see them.

Girl#1: Hey, wouldn't these panties be nice victory underwear for your third date?
Girl#2: Don't say that! We haven't gotten that far yet!

victory underwear by Auric the Rad March 25, 2017

mormon underwear 

Magic White full body underwear used to ward off evil in all forms. Though failure rates are never discussed, all Mormons will have a story about someone who was miraculously unharmed during a disaster, but primarily the areas protected by the underwear.

Mormon underwear must always be worn under clothes, at almost all times. If you are not already a Mormon, you are not allowed to purchase it.

All Mormon underwear carry only 2 symbols, which are directly attributed to the Free Mason's as that was a group Joseph Smith was associated with prior to starting this religion.

AKA, garments, Magic Underwear

There was a guy who was fixing a boiler in the temple when it exploded. Everything covered by the Mormon Underwear was saved.

mormon underwear by Dan Palmer January 12, 2008

there like crusty underwear 

You know you can always rely on crusty underwear that has been sittin in the hamper for six days when it's Friday and you have to go to work and you don't have anymore underwear so you have to reach as far down in the hamper as you can to pull out those underwear because you don't have any more clean ones in your drawer and you're scrounging around trying to find some clean ones but you can't and the only pair you can wear are those crusty ones at the bottom of the hamper that when you put them on they feel a little moist and cool because they soaked up the wet towel body juice and the bottom of the hamper is so dark they stayed a cool temperature and are a little loose from wearing them all day long.

"Hey Seth, you gonna make it to the softball game on friday?" Seth replies, "I'm there like crusty underwear!'

there like crusty underwear by stud service July 1, 2011

dumber than a sack of dirty underwear 

Can be said about someone seriously lacking brain activity.

Me- You'll never believe what Lil Kurt did today!
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...

dumber than a sack of dirty underwear by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Tight Underwear

1) Stronger than tight.
2) Tighter than normal briefs

Man, thats some tight underwear g4.

Tight Underwear by Osamma's Lama November 1, 2004

furry underwear 

One who has far too much pubic hair, which resembles a pair of underpants.

Jeeze, last night I saw grandma in her furry underwear.

furry underwear by Byron McCitish October 14, 2007