twitter 

It is something that only females have, it's the bit between the twat and the shitter.

Ooooh she slipped off her bike seat and bumped her twitter on the handlebar.

twitter by Nerd Flanders August 1, 2014

Twitter 

A MySpace ripoff piece of shit website that is always useless!

Man 1: Hey, get twitter. It's AWESOME!
Man 2: Fuck twitter. Twitter's gay!
Man 1: Come on, get twitter. It's not gay!
Man 2: It is gay! I have friends who don't need twitter. I don't need twitter.
Man 1: But I have over 120 people following me on twitter! Have your friends to follow me on twitter too!
Man 3: Get a fucking life, you fucking homosexual!
Man 1: Don't call me a fucking homosexual, you hurt my feelings!
Man 3: Well, I just did!
Man 1: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID!!
Man 4: Get a life, you fucking degenerate!
Man 2: Yeah!

Twitter by CrazyTeddyX July 26, 2009

twitter 

Female perineum; that area of the anatomy between the twat and the shitter

Stop Tony, your not even in... your only just touching my twitter, from The Diaries of Cherie Blair

twitter by garthy July 8, 2006

Twitter 

A stupid website to learn exciting gossip about your favorite and least favorite stars.

Girl 1: I just heard that Miley Cyrus is a total whore
Girl 2: How do you know?
Girl 1: Twitter.
Girl 2: Well we already knew that.

Person 1: So Ashton was like thats not fly man and then perez totally dissed him by being like--
Person 2: wait, how do you know this?
Person 1: Why, I stalk people on twitter of course!

Twitter by HeSaidSheSaidWHAT? October 25, 2009

Twitter 

It is the area between the twat and the shitter

Nothing like licking the goo on her twitter

Twitter by DutchSchultz December 9, 2009

Twitter 

A website created that basically trying to be as succesful as facebook, and is for stalkers whom like to know what others/random people are doing at any given time of the day. Usually these posted events are completely random, useless and time wasting to post on the internet for any crepper to see.

"I don't know what Bob is doing right this second or what he will be doing in the next 3 seconds... hmm let's go stalk him on Twitter and find out."

Twitter by blurt.it.out June 6, 2009

Twitter 

The space between the twat and the shitter.

I was all up in her twitter last night.

I followed that twitter all the way to Kansas.

Twitter by m.A.A.d Man July 9, 2014