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crazy gorilla in my trunk trying to get out

the sound the the trunk makes on a 80-88 caprice classic when sound deadening material isnt used and there is 40 subwoofers in the trunk
" damn homie it sownds like thurr a gorilla in my trunk trying to get out, cuz da boom is so loud, dat shit is tizightt!!"
by super man February 3, 2004
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Get Bitched And Die Trying

A play on words of 50 Cent's first album with Shady Aftermath, "Get Bitched Or Die Trying".
"Man, fuck 50 Cent! Fuck G Unot! More like Get Bitched and Die Trying!"
by TFE May 28, 2006
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Grandmother trying to catch a duck

when there's an animal (Most likely a duck) in your backyard and you get your feeble grandmother to try and catch it
well that's one Grandmother trying to catch a duck
by Boi boi mega edge! May 28, 2018
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Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post
Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this
by Godzillawhomhadastroke April 9, 2022
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Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

A meme that we forgot to revive during the coronavirus pandemic
woke people during the pandemic: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
by ♥🗺☠ June 10, 2021
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monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task
Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football
by wamboozled October 10, 2014
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Just Trying To Get A Mother Fucking Scholarship

A term that is used when someone does not actually know what they are doing, or when someone does not care about what the other person has to say.
Matt: Hey man what's up! We haven't talked in forever!

Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!
by Mr. Shlibsta May 16, 2010
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