Turtle Knock

When two penis heads touch together.

This most commonly happens during a threesome via an act called "double penetration" when two males accidentally pull out at the same time and knock the tips of their penises together. "Hey bro, I didn't mean to turtle knock you last night, It was a total accident."

by Joeislegend05 November 16, 2010

Turtle Shank

A plastic single use straw, that ultimately ends up in a turtle's nose.

Me: No turtle shank in my drink, please.

Bar Tender: What's that?
Me: A straw.
Bar Tender: Ohhh. Got it.

by C.B. #99 December 31, 2018

trelegate

The giving of extra time.

"We trelegate the rest of our time."

by 6th Grade Class / Megan July 7, 2021

Filthy Turtle

A person that professes affection towards sleeping with the head inside, like the mentioned reptilians.

Kieran slept with Curtis' head inside. He's such a filthy turtle!

by UJ April 10, 2015

Garden turtle

A guy who sucks himself off watching a wetsuit drying on a clothesline

Da fuck outta here you dirty fuckin garden turtle

by Uncy Joe August 17, 2017

Faggot Turtle

a gay turtle, (homosexual). very very VERY homo turtle that is a turtle. preferably gay and a turtle. (use this insult to destroy a gay turtle)

faggot turtle has joined your lobby

by Faggot Turtle December 10, 2020

growing a turtle head

A past due bowel movement that simply cannot be held much longer.

Sorry I gotta run, I'm growing a turtle head.

by BlastFamous July 6, 2009