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A philosophy holding that the three key elements of life are eating, sleeping and sex.
I've been living the triangle ever since I got my superbed.
by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003
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Devil's Triangle

A threesome involving 2 men and 1 woman. Generally one man on each side of the woman who high five after achieving climax, creating a "triangle" type figure.

Or, for Brett Kavanaugh, a drinking game with 3 beers placed in a triangle that utilizes quarters.
Bro, that devil's triangle was crazy last night! I think our quarters might've accidentally touched.
by B. Kavanaugh September 27, 2018
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[bum]-muda triangle

N.- Many have entered; few have made it out without being accosted in some fashion.

Whether its tripping over piles of cheap vodka bottles, dodging biggity bums blowing in the breeze by 9 am, or just having to say, "no i dont have any spare change" every 5 seconds...... this is a turbulent no-fly zone that should be avoided if possible.

You know what im talking about... the Bum-Muda triangle. Bounded by Port Authority to the north, MSG to the west, and Penn Station to the east, this is bum paradise. Proceed with caution and at your own risk. you've been warned.
If you are going to visit Manhattan, be sure to avoid the bum-muda triangle.

"Dude I saw a bum with his fly wide open drinking vodka outside a peep show at 8 a.m."

"Sounds like you were in the heart of the bum-muda triangle"
by the great randini October 18, 2008
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Triangle jerk

Term used for a group of three people jerking off in triangular fashion because they don't have enough people to make a circle. Common among mathematically-savvy academics.
Alan: what kind of triangle jerk should we try this time?
Bryce: let's try the isosceles.
by abbadabba22 February 10, 2010
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Devils triangle

A pretend drinking game made up on 9/27/18 by "Honorable" Brett Kavanaugh when faced with credible allegations of sexual assault put forward by no less than four (so far) women. Devils triangle is a threesome with two men and one woman, not a drinking game like Quarters, as Kavanope would like everyone to believe. Devils triangle can also be defined as a lie told under perjury when a belligerent white male feels cornered when confronted with his own disgusting behavior, most likely with the blessing of a patriarchal and mysogynistic system.
"Devils triangle is a game like Quarters, except its nothing like Quarters and its actually code for a sexual threesome. Please believe me I have told myself these lies so many times I am beginning to believe them. Help I'm a scared white male!" --Brett Kavanaugh, Supreme Court Hearings

"Can you believe the Devils Triangle that that guy just offered under oath?! It's obvious he's lying and no sane person would believe this ridiculousness..." --a sane person with common sense, right before a whole bunch of self-serving, corrupt, and close-minded politicians stood by the lie
by FancyRants September 27, 2018
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Spencer's Triangle

A sex position including two chicks and a dude in which the dude and a chick are making out while he is fucking and she is getting eaten out by the third chick, thus making a triangle and a non-awkward threesome.
Dude! John, Kate, and Mary had a Spencer's Triangle last night.
by FunkBuster October 6, 2009
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open triangle

a sexual relationship involving three persons, two of whom never have sex with EACH OTHER. For example, in a heterosexual triangle M-F-M, the two men have sex with the woman but never with the other.

See closed triangle.
A famous example of an open triangle was that involving Manuel de Godoy, Queen Maria Louisa, and King Carlos IV . In exchange for servicing two of the most repulsive people in Europe, Godoy made an enormous fortune and became the effective ruler of Spain.

The relationship was an open triangle because the king and queen found each other unbearable.
by Abu Yahya March 21, 2010
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