A hot toupee requires two men, and one must be bald. One man must ejaculate onto the otherman's bald head. Giveing him a head full of cum to act as hair.
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"Why did Randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?"
answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."
answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."
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to get fucked up by someone else. 2) to have the shit kicked out of one. 3) to have sex in a place where getting caught is a possibility
Damn dog, Jefferey got tossed up the other day for talking shit! 2) Ey dude, Edwin tossed up Brenda in the bathroom yesterday...
by El Fuser April 8, 2006
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I totally left my cabin with my co-counsellor and took off in the motor boat with the super-hot sailing instructor who toured me around Lake Koshlong.
by Dudebun June 22, 2004
Get the toured me around Lake Koshlong mug.Gucci Tourettes exists when the musical stylings and ad libbing of Gucci Mane have pervaded your life so deeply that without warning, and for no reason, you yell "Gucci!".
Gucci Tourettes can, and will, occur in any forum; also, a 1-1 ratio exists for how public the location is and, subsequently, how embarrassed you become.
by Mr. Chi City February 9, 2010
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Get the Tourettes Guy mug.Possibly the most hilarious episode of South Park, in which Eric Cartman has tourettes syndrome. He is in a toy store and he hears a boy saying things like, "DUMB SHIT!!! COCK! DAMNIT FUCK! SHIT!!!" and he realizes how wonderful it would be to be able to swear without getting in trouble. "COCK! ASSHOLE! PUSSY ASSHOLE!! DICK LICKER CUMBALLS! ASS PUSSY! DICK, COCK, BLOODY VAGINAL BELTCH!
Eventually in Le Petit Tourette, he starts blurting out secrets, "I TOUCHED WIIEEEEEE WIIEEEEEEEE WIIIINTER IS A COLD TIME OF YEAR! I TOUCHED PENISES WITH MY COUSIN!
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