gay little bent tosser who lives in a little mushroom in bulgaria and often has wet dreams about being the cabin boy on the hms vassaline
by POUIP January 15, 2003
Get the speckamafied tossermug. 
Someone who can Skim Stones across the water - further than you ! (And who resembles all of the above !!)
by JimB. March 6, 2011
Get the OLD TOSSERmug. When a homosexual gets extremely upset, they throw their salads at people (but usually miss)or at at the ground or wall. It also can be used to describe a someone that acts like a bitch and is most likely gay.
That guy freaked out and threw a salad over here, guess he must be a salad tosser.
That bitch is a salad tosser.
That bitch is a salad tosser.
by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009
Get the Salad Tossermug. When that bratty kid at the buffet argues with his mom over eating the salad or not. And he/she just slips it under the table. They often get colon cancer later in life due to lack of fiber.
"but mooommmmmmmm"
"eat your salad you're embarrassing me"
*slips it under table all sneaky like...*
"I saw that! I never raised my child to be a Salad Tosser!"
"eat your salad you're embarrassing me"
*slips it under table all sneaky like...*
"I saw that! I never raised my child to be a Salad Tosser!"
by Pullgame 2.0 October 14, 2014
Get the Salad Tossermug. 'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.
Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.
Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.
by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012
Get the Tetra Titted Tossermug. by Walking Encyclopaedia March 19, 2011
Get the Tosser in Tin-Foilmug.